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~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-22-2018, 11:08 PM

There was plenty of jailbait and skankage to go around.

*Cue WWWP's comments on slut shaming*

Neapolitan · 11-22-2018, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I know you didn't draw this cause:

The penmanship is wonky.
The near-miss-misspelling of "Thanksgiving." Notice how after "THAN" the "K" is superimposed over the "S."
There are fingernails are missing on a few fingers.
In conclusion: you are way too perfect to do any of those aforementioned mindless blunders.

I rest my case.

Oriphiel · 11-23-2018, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by windsock

Then everyone clapped.

Unitron · 11-23-2018, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by windsock

Then everyone clapped.

Merit, which one of them is you in this situation?

**Frownland** · 11-23-2018, 01:14 AM

Nothing like a walk after some rain to remind you that you've walked 100% of the tread off of the bottom of your shoes. I fell sans grace a few times.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-23-2018, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Unitron

Merit, which one of them is you in this situation?

It's so poorly drawn that it's hard to tell.

The Batlord · 11-23-2018, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

What was the surgery for? Did it go smoothly?

Agreed. Get management to pay them a living wage so I can stop having to tip. Yes, I know it means an increase in food prices, but I'm fine with that. I'm against the idea of tipping. Why one service industry deserves it and another doesn't is beyond me.

So, I had to chaperon my 14 year old niece as she did her Black Friday shopping tonight. Walmart was crazy, as expected. Then we had to hit up the mall.

Then she spent over an hour in Victoria's Secret. Yeah, me in Victoria's Secret, following around a 14 year old girl. I felt like Chris Hanson was gonna pop out with a camera crew and tell me to have a seat.

Then we had to stand in line for over half an hour to check out. As we get near the checkout, this black dude weaves his way into the line and butts in front of everyone. Then he invites his friends to join him. Of course, no says sh!t to the dude.

So I get in his face and say "You haven't been standing in line for half an hour like I have have. You might be able to butt in front of these other people, but you're not gonna butt in front of me."

So he gets all pissy and says "Do you work here?! Stop talking to me. Mind your business."

I step in front of him and take back my place in line. Then he and his friends start talking sh!t about me, like I'm not 12 inches away and can't hear them . . .

I hear them start making threats, saying they're gonna kick my ass and jump me and all of that sh!t. So, I turn around and confront him again. I ask him "What the f*ck did you just say?!" He goes back to the "Turn around. Don't talk to me. You don't work here." routine.

I let him know that I heard him threaten me. He says "I guarantee you can't handle me." He has one of his hands all wrapped up in a bandage. I told him that unless he wants to lose the other hand, he'd better check himself. He then goes to the old "Catch me outside." I told him "Outside? I'll catch you right here, bitch."

Then, it was our turn to check out. Dude's lucky my niece was with me. He has no idea how wrong that situation was about to go for him.

So in other words you were unable to control your temper while dealing with a group of *******s while you were supposed to be keeping a 14-year-old girl safe. If you want to act like an emotionally unstable moron then don't agree to look after children.

grindy · 11-23-2018, 05:02 AM

He's also racist.

OccultHawk · 11-23-2018, 05:20 AM

Letting people jump you in line sets a bad example for the girl.

And the racists are the cowards who are afraid of their blackness

White kids jump in line and people pipe up
Black kids jump in line and people clam up

Black or white kids jump in front of merit and he treats them the same

Opposite of racism

**Janszoon** · 11-23-2018, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

What was the surgery for? Did it go smoothly?

They were repairing a hernia. It went well but I’m really sore. Doing anything that involves my abs is very uncomfortable, which means pretty much everything is uncomfortable.

11-23-2018, 01:14 AM	#57825 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Nothing like a walk after some rain to remind you that you've walked 100% of the tread off of the bottom of your shoes. I fell sans grace a few times. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-23-2018, 05:02 AM	#57828 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	He's also racist. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

11-23-2018, 05:20 AM	#57829 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Letting people jump you in line sets a bad example for the girl. And the racists are the cowards who are afraid of their blackness White kids jump in line and people pipe up Black kids jump in line and people clam up Black or white kids jump in front of merit and he treats them the same Opposite of racism __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

11-22-2018, 11:08 PM	#57821 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	There was plenty of jailbait and skankage to go around. Cue WWWP's comments on slut shaming