I don't know what I am now. Definitely not a lobster.

Maybe you evolved into a Cloyster

Then get on your knees and open your mouth to God.

Until now I was a contractor, but today I signed a full time contract directly with the company.
They're consistently voted among Germany's top 5 employers.
Gonna get a **** ton more money and all kinds of benefits. Hooray!

Just have written and published on Youtube in these days my first song in life... So exiciting feelings and so strange...even if this very bad i'm still happy because have so not much time to left for myself...

Congrats! Don't let the hookers and blow ruin you.

Congrats!

That's good. Lobsters are the worst.

Congratulations!

I absolutely support going through shelters rather than going through dog breeders for obvious reasons but there aren't much in the way of Saint Bernards at animal shelters and both me and my mother are rather spoiled for those dogs after about two decades of living with them and we're now looking at breeders for another puppy. Of course since we're looking at breeders they have waiting lists but the way it's looking we'll have a giant puppy within the year or possibly much sooner so... just kinda starting to get stoked.

And if you're wondering why we're willing to wait we have a couple rather severely sick cats atm.