I love me some almond milk. I try to stay away from dairy as much as possible. You get the unsweetened 30 calorie version? I have a friend that makes his own.

He's not dead yet! Take those bad vibes somewhere else!

Sorry about your bong. Cannabis is good, on that we can agree. I remember browsing at a head shop with a friend and a couple of super expensive bongs just fell over and broke in the case that my friend was looking at when we were teens. The guy behind the counter was cool about it and didn't try to blame it on my friend.

Diet almond milk. Avoid.

I visited a state park with my dog this morning. Gorgeous place. I know every nook and cranny, too.

@merit: he basically is at this point. He can't talk and will be in bed until he passes. Only a few weeks of life left so we're just preparing for it at this moment.

I’m never going to another funeral again. It’s like being blackmailed into going to church. Never went to one that wasn’t god god god heaven heaven god looking down on us blah blah

****ing idiotic

I know! Then it's like, goddamn, my brother is not in heaven. You read the bible? According to the bible that mother ****er would be rotting in hell. Don't lie to us out of sympathy. It comes off as really really fake. I remember right after he died my old boss went on this whole rant about how he went to hell. I appreciate that. Not his imagination land of horrors being fear mongered at me, but the blunt honesty.

Yeah I don’t particularly like them either. I’ve always found them to be more about religion than the person that has lost their life. I don’t really agree with that. Most of the funerals I’ve been to now have been Humanist? I think that’s what they were called, they were a lot more personal!

We are not supposed to like funerals. They're supposed to be boring and long. Its the ultimate fck you the deceased leaves to his friends and family.

My funeral gonna be a 4 hr long reading of a fortnite strategy guide and my friends and family gonna have to sit through it.

My Dad's funeral last May was more about the man, the myth, the legend than anything. My Step-Mom and me made dam sure of it when talking to the funeral director. A lot of times the people left to take care of it all don't know where else to turn, and they've been conditioned to just make it all about what eases their pain, which in their minds, is the afterlife and the religious aspects of it all.

When someone close to me dies I make it especially easy on myself by doing nothing and going nowhere and not organizing anything.