enjoying my last day of freedom from the parental units
& i found out my sister has a penis!
good day
:)

I had the most awkward kiss in my life today. Just mind-numbingly awkward.

Fellatio can seem new to many, many a time.

ummm. I got up at half 6 this morning to go into the city for some maths lectures I had to go to, only to find I had no change to get the bus, missed the bus, and then got shouted at by my mum over the phone for not getting in.

was the math lecture on how to count up enough change and correctly estimate bus departures, because the irony would just be amazing.

I now know what the true meaning of hell is.

Having hiccups while eating a really hot curry

:(

oo that sucks

what's hot curry?

I think he's referring to Indian food.

Or did you mean what kind of curry?

No just curry in general. I knew it was some food because I'd heard it mentioned before, but I didn't want to ask then and look like a fool because they were people I hadn't gotten to know yet.