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Old 12-03-2018, 09:08 PM   #57541 (permalink)
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I have never heard someone say this before.
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Old 12-03-2018, 09:15 PM   #57542 (permalink)
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what color panties are you wearing, and how long have you been wearing them
White with brown spots. Like a week.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-03-2018, 09:19 PM   #57543 (permalink)
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I have never heard someone say this before.
Not since the 80's.
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Old 12-03-2018, 09:22 PM   #57544 (permalink)
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what color panties are you wearing, and how long have you been wearing them
Nope

Other advice: flatter women constantly- keep laying on the praise

I’ve told every woman I ever ****ed that she’s the most beautiful woman I ever ****ed

Even when we break up I always say I’ll never get to love another woman as beautiful as you again

A couple months later she’s sad and she needs that reward **** stimulated in her brain and you’re getting your dick sucked again

don’t let these ****ers lie to you - this **** still works
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Old 12-03-2018, 09:25 PM   #57545 (permalink)
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its a Cramps lyric mother****ahhjsfjobft

listen to them
You do realize that's exactly the same thing as someone making a Star Trek joke when nobody was talking about Star Trek right?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-03-2018, 09:35 PM   #57546 (permalink)
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What's a Cramps?
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Old 12-03-2018, 09:38 PM   #57547 (permalink)
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a Cramps is case in point?
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Old 12-03-2018, 09:38 PM   #57548 (permalink)
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Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor not a boring music fan of boring music.
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Old 12-03-2018, 09:42 PM   #57549 (permalink)
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Shut up. I heard you listening to Belle and Sebastian yesterday.
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Old 12-03-2018, 09:51 PM   #57550 (permalink)
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