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**Frownland** · 12-03-2018, 04:31 PM

Just say spoon instead of McFlurry spoon. Nobody wants to be associated with fast food.

**Frownland** · 12-03-2018, 04:33 PM

Too punk to ignore a little **** from your parents?

The Batlord · 12-03-2018, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor

how do I tell my parents as a grown ass man I don't want to be in your Christmas photos

like I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a Mcflurry spoon than pose for pictures with you guys

but I need to say it with tact

Just tell your parents that they're fascists and go listen to The Used in your room.

Mondo Bungle · 12-03-2018, 04:40 PM

McFlurry-s are too good

Key · 12-03-2018, 07:55 PM

Pretty much depressed all day. Didn't hear from anybody all weekend and I've been feeling alone. It was still nice to get the girls number but she doesn't text much so eh. Oh well. I'll still attempt to talk to her more and more tho. Just don't wanna be intrusive. Ugh. Thank god for weed.

Zhanteimi · 12-03-2018, 07:59 PM

Come to Tokyo!

Key · 12-03-2018, 08:01 PM

No

OccultHawk · 12-03-2018, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiiii

Pretty much depressed all day. Didn't hear from anybody all weekend and I've been feeling alone. It was still nice to get the girls number but she doesn't text much so eh. Oh well. I'll still attempt to talk to her more and more tho. Just don't wanna be intrusive. Ugh. Thank god for weed.

Make sure you text questions and be really upbeat about it

And avoid yes or no questions

Examples:

Bad texts:

I’m listening to Tom Waits and it’s raining.

What’s up?

Did anything funny happen at the shop today?

Good texts:

Today was boss. What kind of cool **** did you get up to?

I just had the BEST macncheese! What did you eat today, beanpole?

Not gonna lie, I’ve been thinking about you a little bit. Have lunch with me this Saturday...please....

Key · 12-03-2018, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Make sure you text questions and be really upbeat about it

And avoid yes or no questions

Examples:

Bad texts:

I’m listening to Tom Waits and it’s raining.

What’s up?

Did anything funny happen at the shop today?

Good texts:

Today was boss. What kind of cool **** did you get up to?

I just had the BEST macncheese! What did you eat today, beanpole?

Not gonna lie, I’ve been thinking about you a little bit. Have lunch with me this Saturday...please....

It's hard to fight my anxiety tbh. Me walking into the store was the biggest step I've ever taken but life throws many curve balls and it sets me.right back. I've never been good at this stuff since my first relationship was started online. So social interaction with girls in person is a completely new playing field. Plus it's been a while.

Also I thought the last line was coming from you specifically and I genuinely wanted to have lunch with you.

I appreciate it tho man. I'm still learning all of this because I never really got to in my early 20s.

Key · 12-03-2018, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor

Good text:

what color panties are you wearing, and how long have you been wearing them

So now you're just copying texts to your mom on mb. You need help man.

12-03-2018, 04:31 PM	#57531 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Just say spoon instead of McFlurry spoon. Nobody wants to be associated with fast food. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-03-2018, 04:33 PM	#57532 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Too punk to ignore a little **** from your parents? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

12-03-2018, 07:59 PM	#57536 (permalink)
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12-03-2018, 07:55 PM	#57535 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Pretty much depressed all day. Didn't hear from anybody all weekend and I've been feeling alone. It was still nice to get the girls number but she doesn't text much so eh. Oh well. I'll still attempt to talk to her more and more tho. Just don't wanna be intrusive. Ugh. Thank god for weed.

12-03-2018, 08:01 PM	#57537 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	No