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Old 11-06-2018, 07:05 PM   #57311 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2018, 07:05 PM   #57312 (permalink)
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I thought Kiiii scared LiL away?
He said "the babes".
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Old 11-06-2018, 07:09 PM   #57313 (permalink)
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By the way, am I a Chad to you man?
You are when you pick on sexual destitutes. Like OH.
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Old 11-06-2018, 07:16 PM   #57314 (permalink)
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You are when you pick on sexual destitutes. Like OH.
He's so sad.
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Old 11-06-2018, 07:20 PM   #57315 (permalink)
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He can replay his J-exploits in his mind at any time.
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Old 11-06-2018, 07:21 PM   #57316 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2018, 08:14 PM   #57317 (permalink)
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Omg, nobody even said anything about soulmates except for Lucem, because he can't talk to people without projecting all of his weird fears in big walls of text.

Elph has a chance with someone willing to put up with his **** (poor boy can't even pull out, ffs). She doesn't need to be a "soulmate" to be a good match, and he shouldn't just immediately jump ship because love is chemicals, or whatever
I never mentioned 'soul mates' either. I also never said he should immediately jump ship

I was just merely trying to console him in the event it doesn't work out rather than have him over come with unneeded dread. But I guess it's funner for you to rub it in his face and laugh at his misfortune.
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Old 11-06-2018, 08:24 PM   #57318 (permalink)
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I never mentioned 'soul mates' either. I also never said he should immediately jump ship

I was just merely trying to console him in the event it doesn't work out rather than have him over come with unneeded dread. But I guess it's funner for you to rub it in his face and laugh at his misfortune.
Wut?

elph is a man with a BIG magic penis

she was SCREAMING
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Old 11-06-2018, 08:30 PM   #57319 (permalink)
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Wut?

elph is a man with a BIG magic penis

she was SCREAMING
Dude was in here drunkenly lamenting over her possibly being 'the one' and when I try to console him on it I get the old condescending "oh, I learned that in highschool" shtick (his comment says otherwise) and plenty of misinterpretations of what I said. Oh well.
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Old 11-06-2018, 08:32 PM   #57320 (permalink)
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Dude was in here drunkenly lamenting over her possibly being 'the one' and when I try to console him on it I get the old condescending "oh, I learned that in highschool" shtick (his comment says otherwise) and plenty of misinterpretations of what I said. Oh well.
Don’t be jelly that he ****ed her proper.
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