Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 2012943)

When did I ever mention my sex life?

Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1993328)

I haven't had sex in WAY too long

Originally Posted by 66Sexy (Post 2012942)

I thought Kiiii scared LiL away?

Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2012954)

By the way, am I a Chad to you man?

Originally Posted by 66Sexy (Post 2012959)

You are when you pick on sexual destitutes. Like OH.

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 2012763)

Omg, nobody even said anything about soulmates except for Lucem, because he can't talk to people without projecting all of his weird fears in big walls of text.

Elph has a chance with someone willing to put up with his **** (poor boy can't even pull out, ffs). She doesn't need to be a "soulmate" to be a good match, and he shouldn't just immediately jump ship because love is chemicals, or whatever

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2012983)

I never mentioned 'soul mates' either. I also never said he should immediately jump ship

I was just merely trying to console him in the event it doesn't work out rather than have him over come with unneeded dread. But I guess it's funner for you to rub it in his face and laugh at his misfortune.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2012984)

Wut?

elph is a man with a BIG magic penis

she was SCREAMING

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2012988)

Dude was in here drunkenly lamenting over her possibly being 'the one' and when I try to console him on it I get the old condescending "oh, I learned that in highschool" shtick (his comment says otherwise) and plenty of misinterpretations of what I said. Oh well.