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Plankton · 11-24-2018, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Stuck at a family gathering

Help meeeeee

I'm pregnant, we need to talk. Right now.

~~MicShazam~~ · 11-24-2018, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Stuck at a family gathering

Help meeeeee

Hit the booze.

The Batlord · 11-24-2018, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

Hit the booze.

Or just drink it.

~~MicShazam~~ · 11-24-2018, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

Or just drink it.

Drink the booze until you're drunk enough to hit on it.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-24-2018, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I don't understand why implying I'm infertile is supposed to be a dunk, suppose I was

it sounds convenient

is this something to do with "being a bitch" also

Because infertility means that you can't proliferate your species, which means that nature has deemed you inferior and not worthy of living.

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Totally unreasonable response and your aggression is clearly a manifestation of your sexual frustration due to all of the "jailbait" in your vicinity. You're lucky that your tiny dick didn't get your ass beat by a group of strangers.

But go ahead and make it into a plight against political correctness and whatever vague bogeyman you'd like.

My frustration was rooted in me having to stand around in line for hours on Black Friday, which I didn't want to do. And around some a$$hole stranger cutting the line, which I inferred as him thinking that his time was more valuable than mine, as well as him violating the social norms by which the rest of us were abiding. He was in the wrong. And the fact that others agree with someone in the wrong pisses me off, and makes me think that you are stupid as well.

You chalking it up to sexual frustration around jailbait just means that you are probably a pedophile and have been reading too much Freud and want to insert bull$hit into conversations to make you feel smarter than everyone else.

And if you need to paint me as a tiny dick-having racist to further your ego trip, then go for it. The fact that you resort to made-up attacks on my person, rather than my stance, means that you have zero legs to stand on and are wrong.

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

If I had made a post gloating about how I cut into a line with 100+ people in it on Black Friday, then threatened someone with bodily harm when they called me out on it, you would all be calling me a piece of sh!t, and you would all be applauding the person who called me out on it. There's no way to win with you people.

PROVE ME WRONG.

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

Can't let the niggers take our white women.

Nobody was trying to take anyone's women. If it had been a white male preacher cutting in line, he would have got the same treatment from me. And since when are we free to say the N word around here?

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

I'm surprised at the negative reaction to [MERIT]'s story. To my mind he is fundamentally in the right: queuing is the fairest system, but it only works if everyone follows the rules, so why not call out the queue jumper? Better, if possible to do it the less aggressive WWWP way, of course, which neatly rallies the support of the whole queue, rather than making it a one-on-one showdown, but in the heat of the moment that kind of nicety can get forgotten, I guess.

To be fair, I didn't start off in his face. I asked him, politely, why he thought he could cut the line, and he replied with a line of bullsh!t, completely disregarding my sentiments, "Mind ya business. Stop talkin' to me. It doesn't matter how I got here."

I only got in his face when he threatened me. And that was only because he was behind me and I don't have eyes in the back of me head. You never know what is going on in a stranger's head. You have to take all threats seriously.

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Stuck at a family gathering

Help meeeeee

Is there free food at least?

OccultHawk · 11-24-2018, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

interesting

what if I were homosexual?

Let’s find out, buddy <3

WWWP · 11-24-2018, 10:28 PM

my papa sent me home with some edibles he made after our family thanksgiving thing. i ate two bites of a carrot cake at 8pm last night and didn't wake up until 5pm today.

OccultHawk · 11-24-2018, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

my papa sent me home with some edibles he made after our family thanksgiving thing. i ate two bites of a carrot cake at 8pm last night and didn't wake up until 5pm today.

That’s some serious shut eye girl!

**Frownland** · 11-24-2018, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

You chalking it up to sexual frustration around jailbait just means that you are probably a pedophile and have been reading too much Freud and want to insert bull$hit into conversations to make you feel smarter than everyone else.

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

There was plenty of jailbait and skankage to go around.

^

Props for not raping or lynching the teenagers, MERIT.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-24-2018, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

what if I were homosexual?

Don't be coy now LOL.

Re-word your question so that it clearly means what you want it to mean.

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Originally Posted by WWWP

my papa sent me home with some edibles he made after our family thanksgiving thing. i ate two bites of a carrot cake at 8pm last night and didn't wake up until 5pm today.

edibles = cannabis infused food or leftover Thanksgiving food?

I still have some leftovers ... leftover, that I will finish off tonight. People talk sh!t on carrot cake, but I love it. Whoever came up with it deserves an award!

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