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Old 11-06-2018, 05:12 PM   #57291 (permalink)
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I think I once posted a link to the music video that Watsky hosted on PornHub.


elp, how do you know she's not trying to pin some other dude's baby on you?
Christ almighty

You’re gonna pin a conspiracy on elph getting his dick wet?

Jesus ****ing Christ weird-o
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Old 11-06-2018, 05:13 PM   #57292 (permalink)
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Christ almighty

You’re gonna pin a conspiracy on elph getting his dick wet?

Jesus ****ing Christ weird-o
F*ck off
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Old 11-06-2018, 05:16 PM   #57293 (permalink)
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She's probably a lizard tho.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-06-2018, 05:18 PM   #57294 (permalink)
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ALERT ALERT

DANGER DANGER —> elph getting laid was a Talmudic Jew ALERT FALSE FLAG psy-ops conspiracy cover up. Operation Hairless Pie.
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Old 11-06-2018, 05:47 PM   #57295 (permalink)
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elp, how do you know she's not trying to pin some other dude's baby on you?
Because he literally came inside of her

And then the ultrasound showed that the baby already has emo hair
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Old 11-06-2018, 05:55 PM   #57296 (permalink)
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very hot lizard honestly
A dragon?
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Old 11-06-2018, 06:21 PM   #57297 (permalink)
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Because he literally came inside of her
You can c*m inside pregnant chicks too LOL
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Old 11-06-2018, 06:26 PM   #57298 (permalink)
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Coming inside is the only* way to have sex.


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Old 11-06-2018, 06:28 PM   #57299 (permalink)
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But then it gets in the baby's eyes and they have to wear glasses later in life.
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Old 11-06-2018, 06:32 PM   #57300 (permalink)
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fact:

If a pregnant lady drinks your j izz so does her baby
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