I am completely reminded of this song.

Goddammit man, this planet is filled with billions and billions of human beings so there is no one, there is many. If just one makes you feel a way then there's most likely many more out there that can make you feel a way. Maybe even one that lets you bust inside.

There's plenty of other fish in the ocean if you happen to like fckin fish as they say.

I am a Kanye fan.

On a, uh, different topic, there was some chilly weather in Oswego today! I really need to go coat shopping soon before we get slammed (which we will as Oswego has the highest record snowfall for SUNY schools).

I wish this was a different kind of forum so I could post a "don't *** inside me" Pornhub link.

Lol, that reminds me that the chick that works at the pub was telling me how she had seen a 'really interesting video' with a guy she said looks like me because he had the same exact hair style. (my two big corn rows that go back to front) and my response was "So you found me on PornHub, huh?" Two porn jokes not even an hour into my shift. It was a good day.

Maybe lay off the booze for awhile.

Also, **** Lucem and his fishes, finding someone that you legitimately care about is hard as ****, and letting a fun relationship die just because of one goofy (and one day you will look back on it as goofy) mistake is a waste. If you really want to stake it out with her, than let her know that you really are sorry, and that you've bought a bunch of ribbed (for her pleasure) condoms so that it won't happen again. Let her know that you know that you ****ed up.

Btw, this is all karmic retribution for being too much of a pretentious wanker to just go see Bohemian Rhapsody with her. You know that, right?

Don't be such a baby.

Seriously, though

Ribbed. Condoms.

You'll thank me later