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11-05-2018, 06:25 PM | #57191 (permalink) |
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If it shows me how to evade child support im all for it.
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11-05-2018, 06:28 PM | #57192 (permalink) |
Ask me how!
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Many years from now, elph jr is gonna scan through MB and find out that his mom is a screamer, and that he was a drunken mistake
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11-05-2018, 06:51 PM | #57193 (permalink) |
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On the real, though
What are you gonna do if she actually gets pregnant, and wants to keep it?
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11-05-2018, 07:13 PM | #57197 (permalink) |
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Jokes aside, I actually do feel for you, elph
I can imagine that this might even be the scariest moment of your life
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11-05-2018, 07:38 PM | #57198 (permalink) |
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The HIV test might be even scarier
Does he even know this screamer?
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11-05-2018, 07:56 PM | #57199 (permalink) |
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Keep drinking
You’re making great decisions drunk!
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