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Black Francis · 11-05-2018, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

I'm a dad. We need to have a thread for dads to give one another tips.

If it shows me how to evade child support im all for it.

Oriphiel · 11-05-2018, 06:28 PM

Many years from now, elph jr is gonna scan through MB and find out that his mom is a screamer, and that he was a drunken mistake

Oriphiel · 11-05-2018, 06:51 PM

On the real, though

What are you gonna do if she actually gets pregnant, and wants to keep it?

Zhanteimi · 11-05-2018, 06:54 PM

NNN is a thing for a reason, Elph. ffs

**Frownland** · 11-05-2018, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

On the real, though

What are you gonna do if she actually gets pregnant, and wants to keep it?

Zhanteimi · 11-05-2018, 07:01 PM

That'll teach her to run her mouth.

Oriphiel · 11-05-2018, 07:13 PM

Jokes aside, I actually do feel for you, elph

I can imagine that this might even be the scariest moment of your life

OccultHawk · 11-05-2018, 07:38 PM

The HIV test might be even scarier

Does he even know this screamer?

OccultHawk · 11-05-2018, 07:56 PM

Keep drinking

You’re making great decisions drunk!

WWWP · 11-05-2018, 08:53 PM

Was it like you both agreed on pull out method and you just didnt do a good job? Did you pay for her plan b?

11-05-2018, 06:28 PM	#57192 (permalink)
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11-05-2018, 06:51 PM	#57193 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	On the real, though What are you gonna do if she actually gets pregnant, and wants to keep it? __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

11-05-2018, 06:54 PM	#57194 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,873	NNN is a thing for a reason, Elph. ffs __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic

11-05-2018, 07:01 PM	#57196 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,873	That'll teach her to run her mouth. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic

11-05-2018, 07:13 PM	#57197 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Jokes aside, I actually do feel for you, elph I can imagine that this might even be the scariest moment of your life __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

11-05-2018, 07:38 PM	#57198 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	The HIV test might be even scarier Does he even know this screamer? __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

11-05-2018, 07:56 PM	#57199 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Keep drinking You’re making great decisions drunk! __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html