If it shows me how to evade child support im all for it.

Many years from now, elph jr is gonna scan through MB and find out that his mom is a screamer, and that he was a drunken mistake

On the real, though

What are you gonna do if she actually gets pregnant, and wants to keep it?

NNN is a thing for a reason, Elph. ffs

That'll teach her to run her mouth.

Jokes aside, I actually do feel for you, elph

I can imagine that this might even be the scariest moment of your life

The HIV test might be even scarier

Does he even know this screamer?

Keep drinking

You’re making great decisions drunk!

Was it like you both agreed on pull out method and you just didnt do a good job? Did you pay for her plan b?