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11-04-2018, 07:38 PM | #57172 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Dudes lose their head and act like retard animals. I don't even know why chastity belts were made for women.
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11-04-2018, 07:41 PM | #57173 (permalink) | |
Cuter Than Post Malone.
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All you gotta do is say, "Hold on, I'm not going in the stinky or the pinky with out a dinky on my winky." All she'll instantly soak herself thinking of how responsibly you behave.
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11-04-2018, 08:01 PM | #57174 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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Men have the dicks it’s our responsibility to wrap it up
You’re probably going to take a nuanced two to tango stance But dipping in raw unless discussed before hand is big time disrespectful of the female I understand that kind of by default disempowers women but if you respect the woman you wear a condom Period.
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11-04-2018, 08:42 PM | #57176 (permalink) | |
Cuter Than Post Malone.
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We will do our best to protect your penis at all costs.
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11-04-2018, 10:46 PM | #57178 (permalink) | |
Fck Ths Thngs
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11-05-2018, 12:23 AM | #57179 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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*you’re
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11-05-2018, 04:09 AM | #57180 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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We'll cut it off, put it in a box, and make sure nothing happens to it.
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