Your Day

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-16-2018, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Well I thought that it was pretty funny.

Same here

The Batlord · 11-16-2018, 05:12 PM

My Retarded Coworker is like the janitor and also puts up the truck, but recently we've hired another guy to help and MRC now treats him as his employee. Yesterday he basically had the guy put up the whole truck himself while MRC just supervised cause he's lazy as ****, and today he tried to have the new guy cut the onions for prep cause it's his least favorite thing ever. Then the manager was like, yeah the new guy has to clean up this area and you have to cut onions and my retarded coworker was not pleased.

So of course I made it a point to walk to and from the area where retarded coworker guy was forlornly cutting onions and be like, "Damn, those onions are strong today," and "Oh my eyes!"

My retarded coworker was pissed and having none of my **** and told me to **** off multiple times.

Plankton · 11-16-2018, 05:33 PM

Ding, fries aint done mother****er.

We have a guy/truck driver that delivers our 'products' all over the US, and him and me have never called each other by our real names. Ever. Not once in the 12 -13 years I've been here. We have to switch it up every time too, or get called out and made fun of. Today, he was "Peggy".

Anteater · 11-17-2018, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

had to watch first episode of Twin Peaks with the girly last night because she says it's ESSENTIAL LIKE OMG

it was ok?

but this day I'm tired as ****

Twin Peaks starts slow but really hits its stride around episode 3. The main story is really good and disturbing.

Ninetales · 11-17-2018, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Anteater

Twin Peaks starts slow but really hits its stride around episode 3. The main story is really good and disturbing.

yep ride it out; it's worth it.

the first ep does have this tho

OccultHawk · 11-17-2018, 12:57 PM

I had a little bit of a weird morning. I felt so anxious after I woke up that I actually started crying. Didn’t understand what was causing it. I decided instead of bringing my weed to work I’d just get a little extra high during my wake and bake. Predictably, I got the weed creepies like hell walking to work. My heart didn’t start racing but I could feel it picking up. The restaurant was unlocked but the other early preppers weren’t around so I was alone. Finally my mood just flipped. I was dancing around cutting up the fish. Like really super happy. Then I leveled out. It was the song “Car Wash” that put me in a good mood. Then I spaced out on Death and Deicide and Burzum. Then I switched gears and listened to the Cure and the Smiths. Listened to college football walking home. I don’t have any bets going so it’s like whatever. Just kind of enjoy listening to games sometimes.

Lucem Ferre · 11-17-2018, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I had a little bit of a weird morning. I felt so anxious after I woke up that I actually started crying. Didn’t understand what was causing it. I decided instead of bringing my weed to work I’d just get a little extra high during my wake and bake. Predictably, I got the weed creepies like hell walking to work. My heart didn’t start racing but I could feel it picking up. The restaurant was unlocked but the other early preppers weren’t around so I was alone. Finally my mood just flipped. I was dancing around cutting up the fish. Like really super happy. Then I leveled out. It was the song “Car Wash” that put me in a good mood. Then I spaced out on Death and Deicide and Burzum. Then I switched gears and listened to the Cure and the Smiths. Listened to college football walking home. I don’t have any bets going so it’s like whatever. Just kind of enjoy listening to games sometimes.

Sorry to hear that, glad everything worked out.

OccultHawk · 11-17-2018, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

Sorry to hear that, glad everything worked out.

I think I have the male equivalent of menopause (no joke)

Thanks

**Frownland** · 11-17-2018, 02:02 PM

Manopause?

OccultHawk · 11-17-2018, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Manopause?

I like it!

11-16-2018, 05:33 PM	#57133 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Ding, fries aint done mother****er. We have a guy/truck driver that delivers our 'products' all over the US, and him and me have never called each other by our real names. Ever. Not once in the 12 -13 years I've been here. We have to switch it up every time too, or get called out and made fun of. Today, he was "Peggy". __________________ See location...

11-17-2018, 12:57 PM	#57136 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I had a little bit of a weird morning. I felt so anxious after I woke up that I actually started crying. Didn’t understand what was causing it. I decided instead of bringing my weed to work I’d just get a little extra high during my wake and bake. Predictably, I got the weed creepies like hell walking to work. My heart didn’t start racing but I could feel it picking up. The restaurant was unlocked but the other early preppers weren’t around so I was alone. Finally my mood just flipped. I was dancing around cutting up the fish. Like really super happy. Then I leveled out. It was the song “Car Wash” that put me in a good mood. Then I spaced out on Death and Deicide and Burzum. Then I switched gears and listened to the Cure and the Smiths. Listened to college football walking home. I don’t have any bets going so it’s like whatever. Just kind of enjoy listening to games sometimes. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

11-17-2018, 02:02 PM	#57139 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Manopause? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x