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windsock 10-28-2018 03:28 PM
OH you better be using whatever information you get to create an exact 3D replica of the girl in question.

WWWP 10-28-2018 04:53 PM
Attractive man approaches me at bar last night

Him: what brings you to Oakland
Me: came for a show at the paramount
Him: oh cool who was playing
Me: it was a live podcast actually
Him: hmm havent heard of them
Me: ...
Him: the Oregon ducks have the best jerseys

WWWP 10-28-2018 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2009706)
how was the sex
See the thing is the Oregon ducks jerseys are sponsored by Nike so they can do whatever they want with them like they have these pink jerseys that are pretty much purple and very bright not like soft pink but like BRIGHT dark pink

The Batlord 10-28-2018 05:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2009707)
See the thing is the Oregon ducks jerseys are sponsored by Nike so they can do whatever they want with them like they have these pink jerseys that are pretty much purple and very bright not like soft pink but like BRIGHT dark pink
I don't see this as a justification for why you embarrassed my boy, sleep with one eye open, bitch.

OccultHawk 10-28-2018 05:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 66Sexy (Post 2009708)
I don't see this as a justification for why you embarrassed my boy, sleep with one eye open, bitch.
If you ever threaten wolf again I will reread a couple of times like I did here.

windsock 10-28-2018 06:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2009705)
Attractive man approaches me at bar last night

Him: what brings you to Oakland
Me: came for a show at the paramount
Him: oh cool who was playing
Me: it was a live podcast actually
Him: hmm havent heard of them
Me: ...
Him: the Oregon ducks have the best jerseys
Real-life sketch comedy

OccultHawk 10-28-2018 06:43 PM
I admire his sticktoitiveness.

WWWP 10-28-2018 07:04 PM
He was v handsome but he did not get it in. I was kind.

OccultHawk 10-28-2018 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2009726)
well for such a small woman she's very loud =X
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OccultHawk 10-28-2018 08:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2009722)
He was v handsome but he did not get it in. I was kind.
Was the herpes flaring up?


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