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Old 11-07-2018, 03:39 PM   #56781 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-07-2018, 03:50 PM   #56782 (permalink)
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Old 11-07-2018, 04:07 PM   #56783 (permalink)
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Old 11-07-2018, 04:20 PM   #56784 (permalink)
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Old 11-07-2018, 04:30 PM   #56785 (permalink)
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every day though?

every other day is norm for me
Do you not eat food or something? Several times a day for me.
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Old 11-07-2018, 04:36 PM   #56786 (permalink)
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Old 11-07-2018, 04:49 PM   #56787 (permalink)
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Old 11-07-2018, 04:53 PM   #56788 (permalink)
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Oh god

I hate people who **** at work
You're a dumb ****. Why wouldn't you want to get paid to take a dump?
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Old 11-07-2018, 05:46 PM   #56790 (permalink)
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