Frowny in a fight......

I just pissed myself laughing.

Elph sipping his Newkie B and wearing black jeans, a black t shirt and a black coat in the beer garden when it's actually 37°C outside.

Me in the back room watching the football with Adidas and explaining to him what a draw is in football.

The Hawk barred for drunk and disorderly behaviour.

Bat and I are spilling beer all over the arcade cabinets in the corner

You think you have it bad?

Every time I'm out in public the only thing I get to hear is 2 guys arguing over religion.

You would’ve pissed yourself anyway

Fights are no fun. It is usually a lose/lose situation. You win the fight, but go to jail. Or your opponent comes back later and tries to murder you. You never know what is going on inside another person's head.

That is why sanctioned fights like MMA and boxing are such a good thing. They provide a [relatively] safe outlet for aggression.

Yat-kha=good thing

That does suck though.

I was going to say you'd be hogging the jukebox playing Kate Bush records all evening. You go to the bar to get a pint and Chris puts his own album in it while you're gone.

Yat-kha is a good thing?

What language is that?