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Old 11-05-2018, 06:38 PM   #56641 (permalink)
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The HIV test might be even scarier

Does he even know this screamer?
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Old 11-05-2018, 06:56 PM   #56642 (permalink)
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Keep drinking

You’re making great decisions drunk!
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Old 11-05-2018, 07:53 PM   #56643 (permalink)
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Was it like you both agreed on pull out method and you just didnt do a good job? Did you pay for her plan b?
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Old 11-05-2018, 08:12 PM   #56644 (permalink)
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I am completely reminded of this song.
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Old 11-05-2018, 08:17 PM   #56645 (permalink)
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yes I'm more upset over the strain it has put on our relationship if you can believe

Maybe this is The One Idk man Idk I'm so drunk
Goddammit man, this planet is filled with billions and billions of human beings so there is no one, there is many. If just one makes you feel a way then there's most likely many more out there that can make you feel a way. Maybe even one that lets you bust inside.
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Old 11-05-2018, 08:22 PM   #56646 (permalink)
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There's plenty of other fish in the ocean if you happen to like fckin fish as they say.
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Old 11-05-2018, 08:23 PM   #56647 (permalink)
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I am a Kanye fan.
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Old 11-05-2018, 08:24 PM   #56648 (permalink)
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On a, uh, different topic, there was some chilly weather in Oswego today! I really need to go coat shopping soon before we get slammed (which we will as Oswego has the highest record snowfall for SUNY schools).
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Old 11-05-2018, 10:12 PM   #56649 (permalink)
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I wish this was a different kind of forum so I could post a "don't *** inside me" Pornhub link.
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Old 11-06-2018, 02:41 AM   #56650 (permalink)
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Lol, that reminds me that the chick that works at the pub was telling me how she had seen a 'really interesting video' with a guy she said looks like me because he had the same exact hair style. (my two big corn rows that go back to front) and my response was "So you found me on PornHub, huh?" Two porn jokes not even an hour into my shift. It was a good day.
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