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The Batlord · 10-15-2018, 06:08 PM

Be more like me. Everyone either hates me, begrudgingly tolerates me, or fondly tolerates me. But nobody thinks I'm a normie.

Oriphiel · 10-15-2018, 06:11 PM

Just ask her if she does butt stuff

The Batlord · 10-15-2018, 06:11 PM

Her friend pretty clearly indicated she does.

**Frownland** · 10-15-2018, 06:14 PM

Ah, if weird stuff is just butt stuff tell her and her friend that they be prudes.

Oriphiel · 10-15-2018, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 66Sexy

Her friend pretty clearly indicated she does.

But she needs to know that he knows, else doomed to buttless sex is he.

The Batlord · 10-15-2018, 06:27 PM

Is her friend open to you butt ****ing her?

**Frownland** · 10-15-2018, 06:33 PM

Don't worry, it's entertaining to everyone but you.

In all seriousness, **** happens. Stick around but don't be that creep trying to break her relationship. Worst case scenario, find a single girl and convince her to dye her hair blue and don a vest that you stole from work.

OccultHawk · 10-15-2018, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor

I inquired with one of her friends and she said sorry bud but you could still talk to her, but now I'm actually just grossed out (not that I have any right to be that's just my bad personality trait, I am a viciously jealous person) and want to be off my noggin

Male heterosexual possessiveness is a manifestation of misogyny.

OccultHawk · 10-15-2018, 06:44 PM

It means deep down you think you have the right to own a woman.

Oriphiel · 10-15-2018, 06:46 PM

You're making this too complicated. **** boyfriends, posturing, and all that ****.

Let me simplify it for you.

Just show up to work in a *** stained Cab Volt shirt. If her pants haven't already flown off by the time you reach her desk, she isn't the one.

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10-15-2018, 06:33 PM	#56527 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Don't worry, it's entertaining to everyone but you. In all seriousness, **** happens. Stick around but don't be that creep trying to break her relationship. Worst case scenario, find a single girl and convince her to dye her hair blue and don a vest that you stole from work. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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10-15-2018, 06:46 PM	#56530 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	You're making this too complicated. ** boyfriends, posturing, and all that . Let me simplify it for you. Just show up to work in a * stained Cab Volt shirt. If her pants haven't already flown off by the time you reach her desk, she isn't the one. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------