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10-14-2018, 04:14 AM | #56491 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Retarded Co-Worker: Guess what I found in the parking lot.
Me: A condom? Him: Very funny. I don't have any condoms. I never intend to either.
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10-14-2018, 03:59 PM | #56492 (permalink) | |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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10-14-2018, 04:24 PM | #56493 (permalink) |
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Good luck with it Frown
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10-14-2018, 08:28 PM | #56494 (permalink) | |
...here to hear...
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^ Yes, good luck with the new direction Frownland: I can imagine all of you benefiting from some new challenges/companions.
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10-14-2018, 09:00 PM | #56495 (permalink) | ||
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Thumb is blistered from going too hard on a bass without a pick. No more banjo for a couple of days .
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10-14-2018, 09:29 PM | #56496 (permalink) | |
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Instead of practicing the guitar you should be practicing putting your dick up in her vagina (women love when you do that - they call it getting “f ucked”) and if you do it perfectly they have to get an abortion!
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10-14-2018, 09:58 PM | #56497 (permalink) |
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Cool song
I got a blow job at the movies once
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10-14-2018, 11:09 PM | #56499 (permalink) | |
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Probably a horrible correlation.
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10-15-2018, 03:57 AM | #56500 (permalink) |
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