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The Batlord 10-14-2018 03:14 AM
Retarded Co-Worker: Guess what I found in the parking lot.

Me: A condom?

Him: Very funny. I don't have any condoms. I never intend to either.

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Frownland 10-14-2018 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2004863)
Lmao totally. That said, the best teachers I ever had were the uber-dedicated community college professors.

Punk band prospect is looking pretty good right now. The bassist/vocalist allegedly has a lot of connections that could get us on some tours, so you might get your chance to see me play eventually, OH. First jam session tomorrow and they ditched a dude who they said was too uptight about music which gives me hope.
Dope as **** jam session, the person who I hadn't jammed with before was pretty open to free improv so we might take things in that direction. Seems to be open to and excited about Frownian music education too.

OccultHawk 10-14-2018 03:24 PM
Good luck with it Frown

Lisnaholic 10-14-2018 07:28 PM
^ Yes, good luck with the new direction Frownland: I can imagine all of you benefiting from some new challenges/companions.

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2004827)
it's ****ing weird though for me because I will have to work with her everyday still if I get rejected and I'm just a lowly orange vest and she's a secretary and I will feel creepy because my behavior right now is creepy blogging about this poor poor girl for 4 months someone phone her and warn her
^ Easy to say, but it sounds like it might be time to just go for it elph. My suggestion: invite her to something like a coffee, that's not a big time commitment, and be ready to react to the three possibilities: her Yes, No or Maybe. For each one, you should have something to say that maintains your dignity! AFAIK, almost every girl is secretly flattered by a respectful approach, so even if it bombs, it shouldn't be too awkward if u see her again in the corridors.

Frownland 10-14-2018 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2005008)
played a cover of The Fall's Smile today with a drummer and it indeed made me *voice crack* "SMILE!!!"

play it much more rockabilly as a 2 piece and I sing like a tone deaf Elvis naturally anyway
Are you a good fingerpicker?

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2005010)
would pay $8.50 cover charge to see Frownland Frownband at my local bookstore
We started to connect pretty well at the end, it might happen. Gimme the owner's number.

Thumb is blistered from going too hard on a bass without a pick. No more banjo for a couple of days :(.

OccultHawk 10-14-2018 08:29 PM
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go for it elph
Yeah son

Instead of practicing the guitar you should be practicing putting your dick up in her vagina

(women love when you do that - they call it getting “f ucked”)

and if you do it perfectly they have to get an abortion!

OccultHawk 10-14-2018 08:58 PM
Cool song

I got a blow job at the movies once

Frownland 10-14-2018 09:57 PM
Lmao

The Batlord 10-14-2018 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2005037)
Cool song

I got a blow job at the movies once
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2005043)
10th graders get blowjobs at the movies stop bragging

Stop
Probably a horrible correlation.

OccultHawk 10-15-2018 02:57 AM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2005043)
10th graders get blowjobs at the movies

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