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04-10-2007, 04:10 PM
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Alan
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: In bed, with Cheryl Tweedy
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Hokay the randomness lol
Went shopping today. I had £138 but I need it £40 for insurance for martial arts. I bought two aikido books, top reads, had me a burger. Went to my fave pub after. It's the only one that plays rock music in the local area. And it doesn't let chavs in, actually has a sign on the door saying 'No hoodies-No chavs"  It was empty coz it was the afternoon which if fine by me. Said hi to all my fave bar people, grabbed a stella and crashed out for an hour. Love
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04-10-2007, 07:13 PM
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isfckingdead
Join Date: Nov 2004
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kitty kitty cat, kitty kitty cats.
I'm buying one tomorrow, that will be MY day, not YOUR day, MY day!
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04-11-2007, 03:01 PM
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ashes against the grain
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: new hampsha
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lol i got suspended
for copying a piece of paper
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. |
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04-11-2007, 03:55 PM
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Imperfectly Perfect
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: North Carolina
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04-11-2007, 04:04 PM
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isfckingdead
Join Date: Nov 2004
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My friend got suspended because his eyes were red.
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04-11-2007, 04:06 PM
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Raptor
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Metro Detroit, MI
Posts: 1,321
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^Yeah, in high school you failed the paper.....if it was like a test you failed the course. In college you ****ing fail the course right away......Which is why I sacrificed a few papers in high school to perfect my cheating methods.
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So here's to living life miserable.
And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle. |
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04-11-2007, 04:07 PM
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ashes against the grain
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: new hampsha
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Suspension
Body: heres how it went down A young, very attractive, 6'4" dark haired and fair eyed boy is at the copying machine looking at the copier thinking " god this takes forever" "When out of nowhere a voice said what are you doing!?"It was the teacher. " Well" replied the young and amazingly good looking, boy, "I am copying a document for sir phillip" "so you are copying a document" retorted the teacher, " Yes, its for phil, Im copying it." " What are you doing!?" again was yelled by the teacher. In a slightly annoyed tone, the boy replied " Document Copying" Is that scanning? replied the tecaher, "no, its copying." he replied The teacher than asked " is it copying" "yes" said the highly annoyed young man So Its Scanning" The teacher questioned again. " no its copying theres a difference. " retorted the boy " what are you doing" replied the teacher. ( multiply this above dialouge by about 1000 times to get full effect). The boy than ejaculated "JESUS CHRIST" and the teacher gasped "Give me the document" the boy replied " not right yet, it has not finished copying" the teacher then angrily demanded the paper from him, 3 more times, every time the boy responding " I can't it has not finished';. The teacher then yelled " go to the office" the young boy refused, knowing that he was in the right, and was being repressed. The office personal than came down to clarify the situation but no avail, due to the fact that the boy knew that he wan sn the right, and was using civil disobedience as his weapon of choice, refused to leave. Due to the fact that no one was treating the situation in a levelheaded way. So the office personnel, brought in the school officer, who brought actual sense to the situation, and the boy followed him out.the Boy then received 2 days out of school suspension, for as the school put it, " disobedience, insubordination disrespect" or as t would read anywhere else, provoked civil disobedience.
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. |
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