In my defense I drank all my booze before I went to the library. Cause I'm classy like that.

Create some sort of Rube Goldberg with marbles and string that'll electrocute you or blast an airhorn or something.

Oh fuck yes, niggers, the power is back on and I don't give a shit about your faggot liberal mores cause I can wash my work uniform and eat food that requires electricity! Now let's get fucked up cause I bought more beer in my powerless sadness that is now happy booziness.

Just going full hard r eh

How'd you get to be so cool

Fucking your grandmother's toothless maw.

Maybe he took note of your ideas.

Man, it's almost like the entire forum has been saying the same thing for years. Weird.

Fancy writing works on most professors but not all of them.