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windsock · 10-09-2018, 08:45 PM

I, being a very shined shoed, sparkly eyed boy was really worried when the obnoxiously bright lights started searing my retinas through my rear-view mirror, even though I was sure I didn't do anything wrong. I fumbled with my car's registration and I guess was awkward enough for him to ask if I had been drinking tonight. Thankful as **** I didn't get a ticket because I have very little money as it is and a huge chunk of it being thrown away for a little flub would have been ****ty.

OccultHawk · 10-09-2018, 08:47 PM

I had a similar experience drunk back in high school

Rolling stop at stop sign

Probably the cop either took pity on me or didn’t feel like doing a DUI

The Batlord · 10-09-2018, 08:49 PM

What kinda pig stops somebody for a rolling stop? That's a time honored tradition. What are you even accomplishing pulling someone over for that?

WWWP · 10-09-2018, 08:59 PM

I got pulled over for a rolling stop in my own driveway lol

Zhanteimi · 10-09-2018, 09:00 PM

Just saw this. A salaryman tried to beat the light on his bicycle, but a cop stopped him and...I'm not kidding....slapped him right in the face as he berated him.

OccultHawk · 10-09-2018, 09:13 PM

I used to live in Japan. Do you teach English?

The Batlord · 10-09-2018, 09:22 PM

I like how the Japanese just assume the cops are right without seemingly having any concept of authority not having their best interests at heart.

Zhanteimi · 10-09-2018, 10:04 PM

Nah. I'm a fake priest.

OccultHawk · 10-10-2018, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhanteimi

Nah. I'm a fake priest.

Oh ****! I knew a dude who made a fortune doing that! You do weddings and ****? Way to be your own man! So what are you, a level 2 Japanese speaker?

What’s it called? Ni-Q?

Zhanteimi · 10-10-2018, 03:40 AM

Yeah J2. Dude wtf? You know me. I'm Mord, and we hate each other. Don't you remember?

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10-09-2018, 09:00 PM	#56415 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,873	Just saw this. A salaryman tried to beat the light on his bicycle, but a cop stopped him and...I'm not kidding....slapped him right in the face as he berated him. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic

10-09-2018, 09:13 PM	#56416 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I used to live in Japan. Do you teach English? __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

10-09-2018, 10:04 PM	#56418 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,873	Nah. I'm a fake priest. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic

10-10-2018, 03:40 AM	#56420 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,873	Yeah J2. Dude wtf? You know me. I'm Mord, and we hate each other. Don't you remember? __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic