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10-09-2018, 09:45 PM | #56411 (permalink) |
Softest Bullet Ever Shot
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I, being a very shined shoed, sparkly eyed boy was really worried when the obnoxiously bright lights started searing my retinas through my rear-view mirror, even though I was sure I didn't do anything wrong. I fumbled with my car's registration and I guess was awkward enough for him to ask if I had been drinking tonight. Thankful as **** I didn't get a ticket because I have very little money as it is and a huge chunk of it being thrown away for a little flub would have been ****ty.
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10-09-2018, 09:47 PM | #56412 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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I had a similar experience drunk back in high school
Rolling stop at stop sign Probably the cop either took pity on me or didn’t feel like doing a DUI
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10-09-2018, 09:49 PM | #56413 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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What kinda pig stops somebody for a rolling stop? That's a time honored tradition. What are you even accomplishing pulling someone over for that?
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10-09-2018, 10:13 PM | #56416 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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I used to live in Japan. Do you teach English?
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10-09-2018, 10:22 PM | #56417 (permalink) | |
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I like how the Japanese just assume the cops are right without seemingly having any concept of authority not having their best interests at heart.
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10-10-2018, 04:37 AM | #56419 (permalink) |
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Oh ****! I knew a dude who made a fortune doing that! You do weddings and ****? Way to be your own man! So what are you, a level 2 Japanese speaker?
What’s it called? Ni-Q?
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