I, being a very shined shoed, sparkly eyed boy was really worried when the obnoxiously bright lights started searing my retinas through my rear-view mirror, even though I was sure I didn't do anything wrong. I fumbled with my car's registration and I guess was awkward enough for him to ask if I had been drinking tonight. Thankful as **** I didn't get a ticket because I have very little money as it is and a huge chunk of it being thrown away for a little flub would have been ****ty.

I had a similar experience drunk back in high school

Rolling stop at stop sign

Probably the cop either took pity on me or didn’t feel like doing a DUI

What kinda pig stops somebody for a rolling stop? That's a time honored tradition. What are you even accomplishing pulling someone over for that?

I got pulled over for a rolling stop in my own driveway lol

Just saw this. A salaryman tried to beat the light on his bicycle, but a cop stopped him and...I'm not kidding....slapped him right in the face as he berated him.

I used to live in Japan. Do you teach English?

I like how the Japanese just assume the cops are right without seemingly having any concept of authority not having their best interests at heart.

Nah. I'm a fake priest.

Oh ****! I knew a dude who made a fortune doing that! You do weddings and ****? Way to be your own man! So what are you, a level 2 Japanese speaker?

What’s it called? Ni-Q?

Yeah J2. Dude wtf? You know me. I'm Mord, and we hate each other. Don't you remember?