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Cleared some space on someone's computer today and found that most of the overload was from mountains of masturbation videos she shot in her office. Exciting! |
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Was she at least attractive?
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Hell yeah boy get it.
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I'm not opposed to it.
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I'm only opposed to it if it makes me recoil in horror.
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Just got pulled over cause I didn't turn on my headlights. Damn old cars and their manual lights.
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The happiest moment of my life was when I was blazed as **** driving my car when I got pulled by a cop. Dude asked me if I knew why I'd been pulled over and I was like, "... No" and he told me my headlights weren't on and I was so relieved that I went "OH!!!" totally awkwardly but the cop seemed not to pick up on how suspicious it was that I was so stoked or just figured I was a guy who was happy that I wasn't getting my car searched. Dumb bitch. I was so ****ing high.
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