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OccultHawk · 10-05-2018, 04:18 PM

I ate crab claws, lasagna, smoked salmon, and stuffed mushrooms at work today. I also listened to a ton of music loud as **** with my headphones on. And I ate a weed gummy early into the shift and once that kicked in I felt so happy. I wondered like am I ever gonna get paranoid at work - it sounds weird but I get the weed creeps harder at home than at work. I think the mandate that I keep working occupies my mind the perfect amount. The work takes very little expenditure intellectually. I mean honestly it’s ****ing brain dead as a ****er. Like without tunes getting high would be depressing but with tunes it’s dead on ****ing perfect.

And btw Bat if you read this I listened to Time Does Not Heal while I was doing all that

That album is so ****ing good

The Batlord · 10-05-2018, 04:45 PM

**** yeah it is!

The Batlord · 10-05-2018, 10:05 PM

Text from my dealer:

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Why you got the police watching my house fah...I'm not stupid...wtf man...AINT NOBODY WORRIED ABOUT YOU!

The Batlord · 10-05-2018, 10:09 PM

Same but when will they legalize drugs so I can just pick them up from the corner store and not have to deal with sketchy morons?

**Frownland** · 10-05-2018, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I don't even know any sketchy morons

aint that some ****

please give me a connect so I can light my brain up

They usually look the part. Just make some friends.

OccultHawk · 10-05-2018, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 66Sexy

Same but when will they legalize drugs so I can just pick them up from the corner store and not have to deal with sketchy morons?

Damn

The corner shop people are way sketchier and more moronic than my dealer.

My dealer is honest and smart.

windsock · 10-05-2018, 11:14 PM

Parents and I stopped at the new restaurant down in this hamlet I live down the road from. Well, I should say a previously existing restaurant with new management and thus a new menu. I had lobster macaroni and cheese for some reason even though I don't like lobster. Funnily enough, after eating it, I still don't like lobster.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 10-06-2018, 12:03 AM

I hadn't drank in forever. Had maybe 10 drinks last night and woke up without a hangover. Very surprising. Got my son tonight. Took him to eat at the local Mexican restaurant.

QUESTION: Is tipping etiquette different at Mexican restaurants than at other places? I assume the employees are all illegal immigrants, so are they working SOLELY on tips? Because people tend to leave HUGE tips at these places.

But we had shitty service. Had to wait around to be seated, even though they weren't busy. Both of our drink orders were wrong. Part of my meal was missing [didn't match the menu, so I had to ask for the rest of it] and we were seated next to a crying baby.

So, fuck 'em. No tip this time.

Also, my grandma is still hanging in there. She's been in the ICU with stomach cancer, liver failure and fluid on her lungs.

The Batlord · 10-06-2018, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

So, fuck 'em. No tip this time.

Well I'm never eating with Merit.

Lucem Ferre · 10-06-2018, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

But we had shitty service. Had to wait around to be seated, even though they weren't busy. Both of our drink orders were wrong. Part of my meal was missing [didn't match the menu, so I had to ask for the rest of it] and we were seated next to a crying baby.

That's it, close the borders!

10-05-2018, 04:18 PM	#56161 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I ate crab claws, lasagna, smoked salmon, and stuffed mushrooms at work today. I also listened to a ton of music loud as ** with my headphones on. And I ate a weed gummy early into the shift and once that kicked in I felt so happy. I wondered like am I ever gonna get paranoid at work - it sounds weird but I get the weed creeps harder at home than at work. I think the mandate that I keep working occupies my mind the perfect amount. The work takes very little expenditure intellectually. I mean honestly it’s ing brain dead as a er. Like without tunes getting high would be depressing but with tunes it’s dead on ing perfect. And btw Bat if you read this I listened to Time Does Not Heal while I was doing all that That album is so **ing good __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

10-06-2018, 12:03 AM	#56168 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	I hadn't drank in forever. Had maybe 10 drinks last night and woke up without a hangover. Very surprising. Got my son tonight. Took him to eat at the local Mexican restaurant. QUESTION: Is tipping etiquette different at Mexican restaurants than at other places? I assume the employees are all illegal immigrants, so are they working SOLELY on tips? Because people tend to leave HUGE tips at these places. But we had shitty service. Had to wait around to be seated, even though they weren't busy. Both of our drink orders were wrong. Part of my meal was missing [didn't match the menu, so I had to ask for the rest of it] and we were seated next to a crying baby. So, fuck 'em. No tip this time. Also, my grandma is still hanging in there. She's been in the ICU with stomach cancer, liver failure and fluid on her lungs.