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10-03-2018, 04:19 PM | #56111 (permalink) |
Just Keep Swimming...
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I once found a friend of mine laid out on the floor with his pants down and drooling while his GF was curled up in a corner crying. They were both 'wet'. It was scene. Man.
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10-03-2018, 04:26 PM | #56112 (permalink) |
county fair energy
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Man my bf's best friend is a really cool guy with great taste in media and solid encyclopedic knowledge of conspiracy theories - long story short, we get along great. But he's dating a "boss bitch" who calls herself a small business owner because she leased an office space to peddle her MLM wares and they always want to do double date **** but every time it turns into the guys hanging out reminiscing and me being stuck listening to this lady's stories from the latest Herbalife conference.
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10-03-2018, 04:33 PM | #56113 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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I can only go 4 hours without black metal, if that. 36 hours just sounds intense.
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10-03-2018, 04:43 PM | #56114 (permalink) |
Just Keep Swimming...
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On top of poison ivy, I'm also sick with the flu. More loveliness.
From dust to boss bitch to black metal to puke. A see the natural progression here.
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10-03-2018, 05:48 PM | #56115 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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Swear dude
Work in a restaurant I fixed myself a huge ass omelet this morning right after I got to work
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10-03-2018, 05:56 PM | #56116 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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One of the few good things about working fast food. Either you steal something or just pay 50%.
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10-03-2018, 06:09 PM | #56117 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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Ffs I hope you don’t pay for it
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10-03-2018, 06:21 PM | #56118 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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My company will reimburse the fanciest of lunches if they're "with a client". I don't think our payroll manager follows up on those invoices at all because I've gotten reimbursed on at least 50 lunches that I went on solo or with friends or coworkers on the premise of it being on me and have never been questioned or not been reimbursed on that. I mostly go to sushi places.
It'd be nice if I could make eggs at work though.
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10-03-2018, 07:06 PM | #56119 (permalink) | |
ask me about cosmology
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----- i made stuffed shells tonight, put it on snapchat but forgot instagram :/ they were so good. im giving a speech on how to make them them for my midterms, i might have rambled on about that already have a wonderful night people who banter about music ( looks like about everything else too )
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10-03-2018, 07:11 PM | #56120 (permalink) | |
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That sucks, dude.
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