I once found a friend of mine laid out on the floor with his pants down and drooling while his GF was curled up in a corner crying. They were both 'wet'. It was scene. Man.

Man my bf's best friend is a really cool guy with great taste in media and solid encyclopedic knowledge of conspiracy theories - long story short, we get along great. But he's dating a "boss bitch" who calls herself a small business owner because she leased an office space to peddle her MLM wares and they always want to do double date **** but every time it turns into the guys hanging out reminiscing and me being stuck listening to this lady's stories from the latest Herbalife conference.

I can only go 4 hours without black metal, if that. 36 hours just sounds intense.

On top of poison ivy, I'm also sick with the flu. More loveliness.

From dust to boss bitch to black metal to puke. A see the natural progression here.

Swear dude

Work in a restaurant

I fixed myself a huge ass omelet this morning right after I got to work

One of the few good things about working fast food. Either you steal something or just pay 50%.

Ffs I hope you don’t pay for it

My company will reimburse the fanciest of lunches if they're "with a client". I don't think our payroll manager follows up on those invoices at all because I've gotten reimbursed on at least 50 lunches that I went on solo or with friends or coworkers on the premise of it being on me and have never been questioned or not been reimbursed on that. I mostly go to sushi places.

It'd be nice if I could make eggs at work though.

im thinking of trying out the schools cafe that has a chicken buffalo sammich. im hoping itll be one of the fanciest because then ill buy two for dinner later one night of the week sometime just to say i did it.
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i made stuffed shells tonight, put it on snapchat but forgot instagram :/


they were so good. im giving a speech on how to make them them for my midterms, i might have rambled on about that already :o:

have a wonderful night people who banter about music ( looks like about everything else too :o: )

That sucks, dude.