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the spider web outside my window got messed up in the heavy rain we had, he really did a doozie on the structure too. cant wait to watch him built it again :o:

Chula Vista

10-02-2018 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2001812)

I figure a lot of her biomass came out of my paycheck since the flies she ate probably fed on my dog’s feces.

#hawkgivingback

Frownland

10-02-2018 04:05 PM

Send em nudes

Cuthbert

10-02-2018 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2001805)

now im going to eat my frozen pizza thats amazing

lmao <3

Mindy

10-02-2018 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 2001860)

lmao <3

it burnt the top of my mouth :p: i should have waited like 2 mins or so :o:

The Batlord

10-02-2018 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2001857)

I keep getting texts meant for the guy who had this phone number before me and now I know his name, approximately where he lived, that he was a single Dad, what he and his goddamn kids look like, and that his profession was Uber Driver

I'm fighting the urge to troll someone who's being pretty rude over me not responding to texts not meant for me

Why are you fighting the urge? How many times in your life will you be given the chance? If you're not secure in your trolling abilities then ask us for advice and we will fuckery for you. I guarantee we'll be into it.

Frownland

10-02-2018 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2001882)

how about I say "yes" but then when I go to pick him up I actually just murder him and dump his body at the Austin airport y/n?

Say yes, then in 20 minutes go through a long and tedious text exchange trying to locate him.

Chula Vista

10-02-2018 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2001862)

it burnt the top of my mouth :p: i should have waited like 2 mins or so :o:

Quick story. Once worked with a guy who thought it would be a good idea to slab peanut butter on a couple slices of bread and then put them PB side up in a toaster oven......

Dude ended up in the emergency room with 2nd degree burns to the roof of his mouth.

Cuthbert

10-02-2018 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 2001892)

What a story :cool:

Jason Statham to play Chules, Jack Black to play Peanut Butter Guy.

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