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The Batlord · 09-29-2018, 09:27 PM

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Did they all get medals?

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Originally Posted by BassoonPlatoon

Of course not.

They are still competitive athletes.

top kek

OccultHawk · 09-29-2018, 09:42 PM

I just killed the biggest roach in Florida

I’m not squeamish- but this was a mind****

GET OUT OF MY ****ING APARTMENT YOU FREAKISH HORRIFYING MONSTERS

The Batlord · 09-29-2018, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I just killed the biggest roach in Florida

I’m not squeamish- but this was a mind****

GET OUT OF MY ****ING APARTMENT YOU FREAKISH HORRIFYING MONSTERS

Bruh we don't got that **** in VA. We don't got toxic algae blooms either. Why are you still there?

OccultHawk · 09-29-2018, 09:58 PM

If I move I’m going west

A friend from college was saying she can get me job in a blood lab (not drug testing either)

It’s part of the university’s medical center / if I could work around tuition I’d love a hard science degree

When I got my teaching degree a got grants that equaled a full scholarship and a stipend generous enough to live modestly on

Waddles · 09-29-2018, 10:00 PM

I just found out a friend of mine fell off his roof today and died on the way to the hospital.

**** today.

Lucem Ferre · 09-30-2018, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Waddles

I just found out a friend of mine fell off his roof today and died on the way to the hospital.

**** today.

Oof. Sorry, man.

Waddles · 09-30-2018, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

Oof. Sorry, man.

Thank you. It feels like a sick joke.

Chula Vista · 09-30-2018, 12:34 AM

Ya, so sorry.

The Batlord · 09-30-2018, 04:51 PM

Was hungover and an hour late for work but it's all good cause my co-worker was there to greet me with a blunt.

Blank. · 09-30-2018, 04:59 PM

So I went to a family party yesterday. It was one in the morning, so technically this happened today.

My soon to be sister-in-law walked around the corner and some guy off the street starts talking to her.

"Does the property cut through?"

"No, it doesnt."

"I'm going to cut through"

"No, you're not allowed on this property."

Man approaches my sister-in-law and says, "it's ok, I'm a cop."

"You're still not allowed on the property."

"It's ok I'm a cop."

That's when I and my brother showed up around the corner and he began to back off the property. We walked down to tell him to leave. At m which point he pushed my brother and struck me. Before I know it, we're chasing the guy down the street to hold him down waiting for the police to arrive.

Guy was not a cop if you're wondering.

09-29-2018, 09:42 PM	#56032 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I just killed the biggest roach in Florida I’m not squeamish- but this was a mind** GET OUT OF MY **ING APARTMENT YOU FREAKISH HORRIFYING MONSTERS __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

09-29-2018, 09:58 PM	#56034 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	If I move I’m going west A friend from college was saying she can get me job in a blood lab (not drug testing either) It’s part of the university’s medical center / if I could work around tuition I’d love a hard science degree When I got my teaching degree a got grants that equaled a full scholarship and a stipend generous enough to live modestly on __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

09-29-2018, 10:00 PM	#56035 (permalink)
Waddles Groupie Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: Colorado Posts: 27	I just found out a friend of mine fell off his roof today and died on the way to the hospital. **** today. __________________ “I doubt sometimes whether a quiet and unagitated life would have suited me - yet I sometimes long for it.” George Byron

09-30-2018, 12:34 AM	#56038 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Ya, so sorry. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

09-30-2018, 04:59 PM	#56040 (permalink)
Blank. Jacob Sartorius Join Date: May 2016 Location: Dank memes Posts: 4,033	So I went to a family party yesterday. It was one in the morning, so technically this happened today. My soon to be sister-in-law walked around the corner and some guy off the street starts talking to her. "Does the property cut through?" "No, it doesnt." "I'm going to cut through" "No, you're not allowed on this property." Man approaches my sister-in-law and says, "it's ok, I'm a cop." "You're still not allowed on the property." "It's ok I'm a cop." That's when I and my brother showed up around the corner and he began to back off the property. We walked down to tell him to leave. At m which point he pushed my brother and struck me. Before I know it, we're chasing the guy down the street to hold him down waiting for the police to arrive. Guy was not a cop if you're wondering.