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Old 09-29-2018, 05:15 PM   #56021 (permalink)
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Kick his ass!
I've kicked him in the leg and I don't regret it.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-29-2018, 05:18 PM   #56022 (permalink)
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He can play the tard card. It’s a bad deal for you but you’re man enough to socialize with him as an equal anyway.

Seriously props
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Old 09-29-2018, 05:27 PM   #56023 (permalink)
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He can play the tard card. It’s a bad deal for you but you’re man enough to socialize with him as an equal anyway.

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I still find ways to win. He has that tard speach impediment where it can be kinda hard to understand what they're saying if they talk too fast, and it's my favorite thing to mischaracterize what he's just said (his response is generally: "Shut up, Charles, don't talk if you don't know what I'm talking about). A couple days ago he said something or other that may or may not have sounded like "I covered my dick in butter" so I of course went, "What? You covered your dick in butter?" To which he responded normally.

My boss was apparently in a mood to put up with my nonsense and turned to my coworker and asked, "You didn't really say that, did you? Oh my god." The rest of the day was revenge for the previous day when he PUT ICE DOWN THE BACK OF MY SHIRT. No regrets.

Seriously though, my boss trolled him way harder than even I did. I have problems with my boss rather often cause we're both childish *******s but sometimes we just mesh like that.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-29-2018, 05:28 PM   #56024 (permalink)
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**** that. I'm not nice to anybody and I won't treat him differently just because everyone else talks to him like he's a child. Retarded people don't quite understand that people talk to them like they're children but I think on some level they totally understand and don't like it. The one line I won't cross is calling him stupid but other than that all bets are off. He put ice down the back of my shirt the other day and flicked me in the back of the neck so it's ****ing on, bitch.


yeah, him fucin with you like that would have to be reported so management can talk to him about it. because if you flick him back, he might just.. tell on you. lol

maybe find something you both like to talk about, and then talk about that when you work together. or ask management to schedule your work times not together.
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Old 09-29-2018, 05:31 PM   #56025 (permalink)
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yeah, him fucin with you like that would have to be reported so management can talk to him about it. because if you flick him back, he might just.. tell on you. lol

maybe find something you both like to talk about, and then talk about that when you work together. or ask management to schedule your work times not together.
Bruh. This is our thing. We dance around management to **** with each other and if management decides that we should chill out we either chill out for a day or find a way to get the other in trouble. We're bad people tbh.
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Old 09-29-2018, 05:49 PM   #56026 (permalink)
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Bruh. This is our thing. We dance around management to **** with each other and if management decides that we should chill out we either chill out for a day or find a way to get the other in trouble. We're bad people tbh.
maybe he posts online in a forum about something he likes about his experiences working with .... you.

i wonder what his posts says

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he might like the back n forth fucin around then
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Old 09-29-2018, 05:51 PM   #56027 (permalink)
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We definitely have a Music Banter troll relationship.
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Old 09-29-2018, 05:59 PM   #56028 (permalink)
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I think you’d love where I work

It’s a ****ing madhouse

Back in the bowels of the kitchen - man there’s some funny ass ****

You gotta be able to take a joke

And there’s no stigma against being stoned

I never had a job where it’s ok to be high before

The wait staff can’t be high though lol just the kitchen scrubs
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Old 09-29-2018, 06:05 PM   #56029 (permalink)
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I think you’d love where I work

It’s a ****ing madhouse

Back in the bowels of the kitchen - man there’s some funny ass ****

You gotta be able to take a joke

And there’s no stigma against being stoned

I never had a job where it’s ok to be high before

The wait staff can’t be high though lol just the kitchen scrubs
Sounds nice. The only thing I hate about my job beyond my job is that we're so close to the customers that we really can't say real **** but under our breath without risk of customers hearing us.

That's what I liked about Pizza Hut. We're stuck in the back of the store so we're far less worried about being heard so we said whatever the **** we wanted. We could even play the radio, even if it was the ****ing radio. Still better than no music.
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Old 09-29-2018, 09:15 PM   #56030 (permalink)
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Did they all get medals?
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