I've kicked him in the leg and I don't regret it.

He can play the tard card. It’s a bad deal for you but you’re man enough to socialize with him as an equal anyway.

Seriously props

I still find ways to win. He has that tard speach impediment where it can be kinda hard to understand what they're saying if they talk too fast, and it's my favorite thing to mischaracterize what he's just said (his response is generally: "Shut up, Charles, don't talk if you don't know what I'm talking about). A couple days ago he said something or other that may or may not have sounded like "I covered my dick in butter" so I of course went, "What? You covered your dick in butter?" To which he responded normally.

My boss was apparently in a mood to put up with my nonsense and turned to my coworker and asked, "You didn't really say that, did you? Oh my god." The rest of the day was revenge for the previous day when he PUT ICE DOWN THE BACK OF MY SHIRT. No regrets.

Seriously though, my boss trolled him way harder than even I did. I have problems with my boss rather often cause we're both childish *******s but sometimes we just mesh like that.

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yeah, him fucin with you like that would have to be reported so management can talk to him about it. because if you flick him back, he might just.. tell on you. lol :pimp:

maybe find something you both like to talk about, and then talk about that when you work together. or ask management to schedule your work times not together. :beer:

Bruh. This is our thing. We dance around management to **** with each other and if management decides that we should chill out we either chill out for a day or find a way to get the other in trouble. We're bad people tbh.

maybe he posts online in a forum about something he likes about his experiences working with .... you. :o:

i wonder what his posts says :o:

lol


he might like the back n forth fucin around then https://img62.imageshack.us/img62/5581/fbj4fbjpg.png

We definitely have a Music Banter troll relationship.

Bat

I think you’d love where I work

It’s a ****ing madhouse

Back in the bowels of the kitchen - man there’s some funny ass ****

You gotta be able to take a joke

And there’s no stigma against being stoned

I never had a job where it’s ok to be high before

The wait staff can’t be high though lol just the kitchen scrubs

Sounds nice. The only thing I hate about my job beyond my job is that we're so close to the customers that we really can't say real **** but under our breath without risk of customers hearing us.

That's what I liked about Pizza Hut. We're stuck in the back of the store so we're far less worried about being heard so we said whatever the **** we wanted. We could even play the radio, even if it was the ****ing radio. Still better than no music.

Of course not.

They are still competitive athletes.