Your Day

adidasss · 04-10-2007, 04:06 AM

Well, since this thread has turned into a contest of whose life is more interesting, I should probably post something and shame all of you losers.

I've been home for the past 3 days and me and my sister have had the most awesome time making DVD covers for all the awesome films we've downloaded. It's so incredibly cool to make your own DVDs that look better than the originals, mint condition plastic, so pretty to look at. In fact, that's also what I did a lot, stare at the stack of DVDs we've made...I found it to be very relaxing, but I'm a superficial materialistic twat. I wanna stay longer so I can make more covers and make our collections even bigger (we make them all in two copies because we both wanna have them to look at and stare for hours on end) but alas, I must run back to Rijeka and study...or at least pretend to....
Aside from staying home all day, we sometimes went down to the coffee shop to get some sun for a few hours. We also watched all the episodes of Heroes...man, that last cliffhanger blew me away...

Yeah so, beat that Mr. and Missus "active-outdorsy-type-of-freak-oes" *smug*

sleepy jack · 04-10-2007, 04:14 AM

So I just got back from meeting with my drug dealer, it was an all out knife fight. There two other people picking up heroin and he only had enough for two of us, so we all drew our knives and me and this other dude went after one and then the dude I thought was on my side turned on me and I had to fight them off. Luckily I had my red rider bb gun, it didn't do much but scared them enough so I could slit one of their throats and as soon as the other dude saw the blood flowing out of the other dudes neck he let me go.

We both got on the heroin, so I went home an shot up, man it was like being a shooting star after I did that I called my pre-school crush, I found out shes a hooker. So I offered to give her five dollars if she'd spend the night with me she said she'd do it for free. So she got here we had sex probably twice, and I then took a break. While she was showering I made her my number one on my myspace, just thought i'd throw that in.

She came back out naked and was asking if I had any drugs so we got drunk then I did cocaine off her body, I didn't do a straight line. I did like ****ing shapes, I had a swirl a triforce and other things all complimenting and tracing around the curves of her body, it was amazing. I got really messed up and I found out she called the cops because I scared the crap out of her, so the police came and busted down my door.

I grabbed my red rider but couldn't take them down, so I threw a mirror at the cops face and killed him. The other one dropped his gun, I shot him just so I could watch him die. I then killed the girl, and had sex with her dead body. I proceeded to in my drug induced state go streaking through the streets of Olympia, and no one caught me.

I got home and put on some music and decided to take that bitch out of my top 8, I then blocked her and got on MB.

Blain · 04-10-2007, 04:19 AM

I was the hooker so me > all of you.

Damn Ethan's good in the sack

sleepy jack · 04-10-2007, 04:28 AM

Yeah, I know. No point in being modest about it either, i'm a fucking god.

Blain · 04-10-2007, 04:30 AM

=O That's the face I made when I was on my knees... I need that perv smiley.

sleepy jack · 04-10-2007, 04:41 AM

DontRunMeOver · 04-10-2007, 05:09 AM

I found out yesterday that a girl I know is coming back from India...

...after five years...

...in jail there...

...for smuggling cannabis...

And how did I find this out? I read about it in a national newspaper at a service station.

"Daisy Angus" google her name.

sleepy jack · 04-10-2007, 05:20 AM

Fun fact, if you take away the g in angus, it doesn't spell angus anymore, it spells something else.

Blain · 04-10-2007, 05:23 AM

You know if you take away the Daisy and the An it pells Gus? LOL that's a guys name ewww.

sleepy jack · 04-10-2007, 05:24 AM

Holy friggin crap, and if you take away the u in jesus you get jess, which is a girls name!

04-10-2007, 04:06 AM	#5591 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	Well, since this thread has turned into a contest of whose life is more interesting, I should probably post something and shame all of you losers. I've been home for the past 3 days and me and my sister have had the most awesome time making DVD covers for all the awesome films we've downloaded. It's so incredibly cool to make your own DVDs that look better than the originals, mint condition plastic, so pretty to look at. In fact, that's also what I did a lot, stare at the stack of DVDs we've made...I found it to be very relaxing, but I'm a superficial materialistic twat. I wanna stay longer so I can make more covers and make our collections even bigger (we make them all in two copies because we both wanna have them to look at and stare for hours on end) but alas, I must run back to Rijeka and study...or at least pretend to.... Aside from staying home all day, we sometimes went down to the coffee shop to get some sun for a few hours. We also watched all the episodes of Heroes...man, that last cliffhanger blew me away... Yeah so, beat that Mr. and Missus "active-outdorsy-type-of-freak-oes" smug __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

04-10-2007, 04:19 AM	#5593 (permalink)
Blain w0rd Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Suva, Fiji Posts: 1,034	I was the hooker so me > all of you. Damn Ethan's good in the sack

04-10-2007, 04:30 AM	#5595 (permalink)
Blain w0rd Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Suva, Fiji Posts: 1,034	=O That's the face I made when I was on my knees... I need that perv smiley.

04-10-2007, 05:23 AM	#5599 (permalink)
Blain w0rd Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Suva, Fiji Posts: 1,034	You know if you take away the Daisy and the An it pells Gus? LOL that's a guys name ewww.