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~~MicShazam~~ · 09-20-2018, 02:56 PM

It wasn't college, but a public school where I experienced the frustration of having an english teacher fault be for using the word "intercept" just because he didn't know it. I knew it, because I'd been playing video games and watching movies. Open a damn dictionary before you tell your students to stop making words up, dumbass.

**Frownland** · 09-20-2018, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

though "appeal to emotion" was a sanctioned form of argument, Logos, Pathos, Ethos

It's also the cheapest.

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

It wasn't college, but a public school where I experienced the frustration of having an english teacher fault be for using the word "intercept" just because he didn't know it. I knew it, because I'd been playing video games and watching movies. Open a damn dictionary before you tell your students to stop making words up, dumbass.

And learn a little latin first if you want to call my made up word gibberish.

OccultHawk · 09-20-2018, 03:02 PM

I will not discuss that which is too horrifying to discuss.

On a new note, I love pussy that has been on the earth long enough have orbited the sun exactly 18 times.

I have absolutely no comment about anything else. But the exact moment that 18th revolution is complete. Goddamn that’s a wonderful ****ing moment.

And to think it’s happening RIGHT NOW this very day to approximately 350,000 vaginas across this beautiful planet. Mmmmm I can just smell that ripe fruit. Goddamn I love full grown fully mature women.

Throw that pussy at me bitches.

The Batlord · 09-20-2018, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiiii

Very good start to the day. Was on the phone with UPS international and the customers to try and get the taxes on the package paid so the package can be delivered. In Canada. Fortunately I called this morning and the resolution center already sent it out for delivery today. So it ended up being resolved in the way I hoped. I'm ****ing stoked. Nice to have that taken care of. Have a good day everyone.

The other positive is that neither the recipient or customer were upset about it being late. They honestly didn't know there was a tax to pay with interational but luckily they didn't get man. They were totally cool.

I always get my man.

*rides off into the sunset*

Key · 09-20-2018, 03:50 PM

Lol. Mad*

The Batlord · 09-20-2018, 05:34 PM

Dear spiders,

I would like to request that you cease leaving single web strands in front of my driveway. Alternately I would like to thank whichever bat got to that bitch before she finished making her web despite my abandoning the throne.

With respect and humility,

The Ruler Formerly Known as The Batlord

~~Cuthbert~~ · 09-20-2018, 06:35 PM

Spider season

One of the most terrifying moments of my life was when I felt something drop onto my bare chest in the middle of the night then heard its legs scurrying away on the duvet. I've never jumped out of bed and put the light on so fast.

**Frownland** · 09-20-2018, 06:37 PM

Strands are whatever. Walking into a full web then going into spastic crackhead mode is the worst though.

Aux-In · 09-20-2018, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

It wasn't college, but a public school where I experienced the frustration of having an english teacher fault be for using the word "intercept" just because he didn't know it. I knew it, because I'd been playing video games and watching movies. Open a damn dictionary before you tell your students to stop making words up, dumbass.

In a word excercise for group dicussion I knew the word "gemini" because of Mega Man. No one else got it correct. Final Fantasy VI taught me the word "pre-emptive."

The Batlord · 09-20-2018, 10:19 PM

Buffy taught me "effulgent".

09-20-2018, 03:02 PM	#55823 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I will not discuss that which is too horrifying to discuss. On a new note, I love pussy that has been on the earth long enough have orbited the sun exactly 18 times. I have absolutely no comment about anything else. But the exact moment that 18th revolution is complete. Goddamn that’s a wonderful ****ing moment. And to think it’s happening RIGHT NOW this very day to approximately 350,000 vaginas across this beautiful planet. Mmmmm I can just smell that ripe fruit. Goddamn I love full grown fully mature women. Throw that pussy at me bitches. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Strands are whatever. Walking into a full web then going into spastic crackhead mode is the worst though. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

09-20-2018, 02:56 PM	#55821 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	It wasn't college, but a public school where I experienced the frustration of having an english teacher fault be for using the word "intercept" just because he didn't know it. I knew it, because I'd been playing video games and watching movies. Open a damn dictionary before you tell your students to stop making words up, dumbass.

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Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Lol. Mad*

09-20-2018, 06:35 PM	#55827 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Spider season One of the most terrifying moments of my life was when I felt something drop onto my bare chest in the middle of the night then heard its legs scurrying away on the duvet. I've never jumped out of bed and put the light on so fast.