Mine has survived some lethal falls from two meters over tiled floors and such. Every time I drop it now, it loses internet connection. I fiddle with the battery and SD card a bit, and it goes back to normal. One sturdy ass phone.

http://www.mobilementalism.com/image...d8fbfe4716.jpg

I'm a bit behind the times, but I like having buttons (the screen slides up to reveal a keyboard).

That's like a Rotary Blackberry.

Feeling a little depressed, gonna try to inpress.

I prefer to repress.

Well that's the only thing that really matters.

Booze has calories so you're good. Also less money on toilet paper.

Always keep a bag of oatmeal in your cupboard. You can eat it even with tap water. It will be boring, but filling.

http://canopybridge.com/wp-content/u...016/09/oat.jpg

Plus eggs.

That was my breakfast for years.

Sometimes swap the eggs for a tin of tuna.

And a banana.

Litre of whole milk.

Decent breakfast tbf.

Just get some brown sugar to throw in there and you'll be fine.

Man, that would keep you going well into the day.

I don't eat much in the morning tbf