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WWWP · 09-17-2018, 06:16 PM

I'm imagining I'm sitting across from that money, having a beer.

Chula Vista · 09-17-2018, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

That would be hilarious if someone saw that and was able to track it down and steal it.

Good luck. Door is secured with 2 one inch steel rods and the safe is secured (from the inside) in 4 places to the floorboard and 4 places to the sidewall. Once you get past the combined 150 pounds of German Shepard you'll need a sledgehammer to demolish the vanity and then a dolly to get it out of the alarmed apartment.

Maybe you are up for it?

**Frownland** · 09-17-2018, 06:29 PM

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OK

Do you think the advisor recommended mentioning that there’s $100,000, unseasoned (thanks for the new vocabulary), and this is a workaround plan to account for money that banks would otherwise consider suspect with photos on a forum?

Idk man. There are millions of variables that can be at play here.

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You’re getting into this field you say.

That makes me sad.

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Would that be your advice?

Be as generous as you want to be, then work out a deal with your daughter and son in law to pay back any gift taxes you're charged with.

**Frownland** · 09-17-2018, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Good luck. Door is secured with 2 one inch steel rods and the safe is secured (from the inside) in 4 places to the floorboard and 4 places to the sidewall. Once you get past the combined 150 pounds of German Shepard you'll need a sledgehammer to demolish the vanity and then a dolly to get it out of the alarmed apartment.

Maybe you are up for it?

Dude are you seriously challenging people to rob you? Dude...

You just disclosed all of your security measures for people to prepare for. Dude....

Dude....

OccultHawk · 09-17-2018, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Good luck. Door is secured with 2 one inch steel rods and the safe is secured (from the inside) in 4 places to the floorboard and 4 places to the sidewall. Once you get past the combined 150 pounds of German Shepard you'll need a sledgehammer to demolish the vanity and then a dolly to get it out of the alarmed apartment.

Maybe you are up for it?

Oh my! A safe! I stand corrected.

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There are millions of variables that can be at play here

My story line involves a flaccid narcissist but I’m just hazarding a wild guess

Chula Vista · 09-17-2018, 06:36 PM

Lots of people don't trust banks or the FDIC. Lots of people use third party money storage services. All 100% legit.

https://www.usprivatevaults.com/

It's only when you want to use the money related to a loan, or other official bank related purchase where it get's sticky.

And yes Frown, Scott has a tax attorney, I have a tax attorney, and my boss is also helping out based on his finance/tax knowledge. We're making sure that all advice lines up.

Zero illegalities involved. Don't be scared MB. You're all safe.

OccultHawk · 09-17-2018, 06:36 PM

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Be as generous as you want to be, then work out a deal with your daughter and son in law to pay back any gift taxes you're charged with.

Good copy. What about the online ****?

Aux-In · 09-17-2018, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Dude are you seriously challenging people to rob you? Dude...

You just disclosed all of your security measures for people to prepare for. Dude....

Dude....

"It will never happen to me."

windsock · 09-17-2018, 06:39 PM

Coleslaw with too much sugar tastes like ass. Even worse if it's watery.

**Frownland** · 09-17-2018, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Don't be scared MB. You're all safe.

Just don't assume that you are dude....

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Good copy. What about the online ****?

Depends on how the money is qualified.

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Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Lots of people don't trust banks or the FDIC. Lots of people use third party money storage services. All 100% legit. https://www.usprivatevaults.com/ It's only when you want to use the money related to a loan, or other official bank related purchase where it get's sticky. And yes Frown, Scott has a tax attorney, I have a tax attorney, and my boss is also helping out based on his finance/tax knowledge. We're making sure that all advice lines up. Zero illegalities involved. Don't be scared MB. You're all safe. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”