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04-05-2007, 05:55 PM | #5561 (permalink) |
dontcareaboutyou
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: North Carolina
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when i was a baby i weighed three pounds and i was naked
I win?
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04-05-2007, 06:03 PM | #5562 (permalink) |
ashes against the grain
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: new hampsha
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no my cat weighed liek 8 oz
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. |
04-05-2007, 07:01 PM | #5563 (permalink) |
Raptor
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Metro Detroit, MI
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lol. I didnt mean to start a competition. I was just replying with a similar statement. Directed towards DRMO, for St Patty's day he dressed like a leprechaun.
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04-06-2007, 11:17 PM | #5565 (permalink) |
Whatever
Join Date: Feb 2007
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So I started off today kicking ass and taking names. I should have gotten off work at 3:30 today, but one job ran a little late so I was stuck till 4. My boss called and redirected me from the trip home to an emergency call on the interstate. This is what I found. I ended up getting off at 8:30. Fretty damn f'd up, the truck is totaled, the trailer is toast but the machine will only need about $3-4k to repair. The driver pretty much walked away from it. He even called in to let us know what happened. Everything made at least one full roll.
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04-06-2007, 11:19 PM | #5566 (permalink) |
ashes against the grain
Join Date: Jul 2005
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dude those bobcats are expensiveeeee
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. |
04-06-2007, 11:23 PM | #5567 (permalink) |
contrast&compare.
Join Date: Jan 2005
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today was funnn.
no school, 'cause it's Good Friday, duh. yeah, so originally, my friend, Eddy & I were going to go to the moviess. but not. we went to my boyfriend's house instead. but, then Eddy left & went to some other boys' house, I guess. that was odd. whatever, he called me a slut. I got my phone put down Mason's pants. that was nice. so, to gross out Eddy, I licked it. he was appalled. I laughed. then I went to church. it was ***. I saw Kendraaa. it was happy. the end. =)
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04-06-2007, 11:35 PM | #5569 (permalink) |
ashes against the grain
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eekk
i almsot tipped a bobcat skidder i was doing wheelies..lol anyways my day was super chill after school em and my friend sarah went down to dunkin donuts, than later me and my friend skylar, and sarah, and alyssa, went to see 300 lol i punched skylar in the uterus but i apprently hit her boob twice =/ so iw a slike wtf woman, grow a bigger uterus
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. |