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Old 10-02-2018, 10:27 AM   #55591 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-02-2018, 02:39 PM   #55592 (permalink)
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A banana spider I’d been keeping an eye on all summer has finally died. She had a great location between two structures in an alley but out of the way of any possible human foot traffic. Usually she was just sitting there but sometimes she was working on her web or wrapping up a fly or some other snack. She laid some eggs and at one point had around a half dozen spiderlings crawling around with her. I read on wiki that the siblings cannibalize each other. I would have loved to seen it but sure enough there’s only one left. Anyway, I noticed that mama was holding on at an awkward angle and thought well she looks like she’s about to give up the ghost. A couple days of that and now she’s gone. I figure a lot of her biomass came out of my paycheck since the flies she ate probably fed on my dog’s feces.
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Old 10-02-2018, 03:00 PM   #55593 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-02-2018, 03:50 PM   #55594 (permalink)
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I figure a lot of her biomass came out of my paycheck since the flies she ate probably fed on my dog’s feces.
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Old 10-02-2018, 04:05 PM   #55595 (permalink)
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now im going to eat my frozen pizza thats amazing
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Old 10-02-2018, 04:18 PM   #55597 (permalink)
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I keep getting texts meant for the guy who had this phone number before me and now I know his name, approximately where he lived, that he was a single Dad, what he and his goddamn kids look like, and that his profession was Uber Driver

I'm fighting the urge to troll someone who's being pretty rude over me not responding to texts not meant for me
Why are you fighting the urge? How many times in your life will you be given the chance? If you're not secure in your trolling abilities then ask us for advice and we will fuckery for you. I guarantee we'll be into it.
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how about I say "yes" but then when I go to pick him up I actually just murder him and dump his body at the Austin airport y/n?
Say yes, then in 20 minutes go through a long and tedious text exchange trying to locate him.
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it burnt the top of my mouth i should have waited like 2 mins or so
Quick story. Once worked with a guy who thought it would be a good idea to slab peanut butter on a couple slices of bread and then put them PB side up in a toaster oven......

Dude ended up in the emergency room with 2nd degree burns to the roof of his mouth.
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Quick story. Once worked with a guy who thought it would be a good idea to slab peanut butter on a couple slices of bread and then put them PB side up in a toaster oven......

Dude ended up in the emergency room with 2nd degree burns to the roof of his mouth.
What a story

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