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The Batlord 10-02-2018 10:27 AM

How much did La Jolla cost?

OccultHawk 10-02-2018 02:39 PM

A banana spider I’d been keeping an eye on all summer has finally died. She had a great location between two structures in an alley but out of the way of any possible human foot traffic. Usually she was just sitting there but sometimes she was working on her web or wrapping up a fly or some other snack. She laid some eggs and at one point had around a half dozen spiderlings crawling around with her. I read on wiki that the siblings cannibalize each other. I would have loved to seen it but sure enough there’s only one left. Anyway, I noticed that mama was holding on at an awkward angle and thought well she looks like she’s about to give up the ghost. A couple days of that and now she’s gone. I figure a lot of her biomass came out of my paycheck since the flies she ate probably fed on my dog’s feces.

The Batlord 10-02-2018 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2001816)
spiders are rad

*bad

Chula Vista 10-02-2018 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2001812)
I figure a lot of her biomass came out of my paycheck since the flies she ate probably fed on my dog’s feces.

#hawkgivingback

Frownland 10-02-2018 04:05 PM

Send em nudes

Cuthbert 10-02-2018 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2001805)
now im going to eat my frozen pizza thats amazing

lmao <3

The Batlord 10-02-2018 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2001857)
I keep getting texts meant for the guy who had this phone number before me and now I know his name, approximately where he lived, that he was a single Dad, what he and his goddamn kids look like, and that his profession was Uber Driver

I'm fighting the urge to troll someone who's being pretty rude over me not responding to texts not meant for me

Why are you fighting the urge? How many times in your life will you be given the chance? If you're not secure in your trolling abilities then ask us for advice and we will fuckery for you. I guarantee we'll be into it.

Frownland 10-02-2018 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2001882)
how about I say "yes" but then when I go to pick him up I actually just murder him and dump his body at the Austin airport y/n?

Say yes, then in 20 minutes go through a long and tedious text exchange trying to locate him.

Chula Vista 10-02-2018 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2001862)
it burnt the top of my mouth :p: i should have waited like 2 mins or so :o:

Quick story. Once worked with a guy who thought it would be a good idea to slab peanut butter on a couple slices of bread and then put them PB side up in a toaster oven......

Dude ended up in the emergency room with 2nd degree burns to the roof of his mouth.

Cuthbert 10-02-2018 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 2001892)
Quick story. Once worked with a guy who thought it would be a good idea to slab peanut butter on a couple slices of bread and then put them PB side up in a toaster oven......

Dude ended up in the emergency room with 2nd degree burns to the roof of his mouth.

What a story :cool:

Jason Statham to play Chules, Jack Black to play Peanut Butter Guy.


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