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I think you’d love where I work

It’s a ****ing madhouse

Back in the bowels of the kitchen - man there’s some funny ass ****

You gotta be able to take a joke

And there’s no stigma against being stoned

I never had a job where it’s ok to be high before

The wait staff can’t be high though lol just the kitchen scrubs

Sounds nice. The only thing I hate about my job beyond my job is that we're so close to the customers that we really can't say real **** but under our breath without risk of customers hearing us.

That's what I liked about Pizza Hut. We're stuck in the back of the store so we're far less worried about being heard so we said whatever the **** we wanted. We could even play the radio, even if it was the ****ing radio. Still better than no music.

Of course not.

They are still competitive athletes.

top kek

I just killed the biggest roach in Florida

I’m not squeamish- but this was a mind****

GET OUT OF MY ****ING APARTMENT YOU FREAKISH HORRIFYING MONSTERS

Bruh we don't got that **** in VA. We don't got toxic algae blooms either. Why are you still there?

If I move I’m going west

A friend from college was saying she can get me job in a blood lab (not drug testing either)

It’s part of the university’s medical center / if I could work around tuition I’d love a hard science degree

When I got my teaching degree a got grants that equaled a full scholarship and a stipend generous enough to live modestly on

I just found out a friend of mine fell off his roof today and died on the way to the hospital.

**** today.

Oof. Sorry, man.

Thank you. It feels like a sick joke.