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Frownland 09-09-2018 01:39 PM
My mom shat me out high as **** and I turned out fine.

The Batlord 09-09-2018 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1995477)
My mom shat me out high as **** and I turned out fine.
*fined

Chula Vista 09-09-2018 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1995477)
My mom shat me out high as **** and I turned out fine.
Debatable...... I mean, think about it for a bit.

The drugs get into your bloodstream. The same bloodstream that's feeding the baby.

Women gave birth drug free for centuries. Sherri wanted to go old school.

The Batlord 09-09-2018 01:48 PM
Is there any evidence that painkillers while giving birth affect the baby? If not then it's retarded yuppie dog ****.

Chula Vista 09-09-2018 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by 66Sexy (Post 1995482)
Is there any evidence that painkillers while giving birth affect the baby?
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1995479)
Sherri wanted to go old school.
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http://americanpregnancy.org/labor-and-birth/narcotics/

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How will the opiates affect my baby?

Opiates cross the placenta during labor and can produce the following side effects in the baby:

Central nervous system depression
Respiratory depression
Impaired early breastfeeding
Altered neurological behavior
Decreased ability to regulate body temperature

For these reasons, your baby might need other medication to counteract the effects of the opiate. Naloxone is a medication given in small doses that can reverse the respiratory depression that opiates can cause in a baby. It is usually given intravenously and its effects can be seen within a few minutes and can last up to 2 hours.

Frownland 09-09-2018 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1995479)
Debatable...... I mean, think about it for a bit.
That's the joke.

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Women gave birth drug free for centuries. Sherri wanted to go old school.
#maga

I'm sure she'll do fine though.

Cuthbert 09-09-2018 02:09 PM
Would rather the baby's mother have painkillers than circumcise the baby tbh.

Frownland 09-09-2018 02:12 PM
Though if the baby is on secondhand painkillers then I guess circumcision ain't so bad.

Cuthbert 09-09-2018 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1995490)
Though if the baby is on secondhand painkillers then I guess circumcision ain't so bad.
That's a good point, Christopher.

The Batlord 09-09-2018 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1995489)
Would rather the baby's mother have painkillers than circumcise the baby tbh.
Bruh not circumcising your kid can cause pain later in life but not using an epidural when giving birth can make you feel like Gwyneth Paltrow. I'm not sure how else to convince you.


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