Batman comics will be even better!

How’s it make you feel to know that if I were you I’d be ****ing her on the reg?

How do you know? The only way you could know is if you read this comic about Batman that's by a crazy mother****er who's obsessed with superheroes as religious figures and who writes fight scenes with Batman fighting man-bat hybrid ninjas with real pop art pieces that make tongue-in-cheek comments on the panels in a way that comments on the scene without mocking it but which in fact has fun with it and adds a meta quality. This is the only way.

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My cousin walked into my store today while I was at work closing up. I haven't seen her in at least 5 years. Her and I were more like siblings when we were younger, she's kinda like the older sister I never had. Also reminded me that no matter how ****ing crazy I am, there's at least one person in my family crazier than me: her. She casually says to me in quick catch-up conversation: "I shot my ex-boyfriend in the leg." I just said: "Really?!?" And she shrugs and nonchalantly says: "Well, I mean, I wasn't aiming for the leg, but yeah, I shot my ex-boyfriend in the leg." I guess that's part of the reason why nobody had seen or talked to her for so long. She was just passing through town due to a recent family loss. My 4th cousin Kevin shot himself and killed himself a week ago, so she was heading back (I guess) to her town from the funeral up out of state. She seemed really distraught and hadn't slept the night before. Her and Kevin were really close when they were younger too, she kinda had the stance with him that I do with her. Sometimes, you don't really realize how much you miss someone until you see them in person again.

Congratulations?

First you’ll need to start living.

How do you know who your 4th cousin is?

It's covered in my spunk now.

I like Plastic Man. A woman was eating lunch on top of The Empire State Building and he stretched his neck all the way from the street below into her soda - THROUGH HER STRAW- and then popped his head out in front of hers full size and simply says, “Hi!”!