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windsock · 09-04-2018, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 66Sexy

I was in the freezer at work today when my retarded coworker walked in and told me very rudely that I was in his way so I told him to suck it. He told me to suck his donkey dick and I countered that it was probably a little cat dick. He assured me that it was a horse cock and I then spent the next ten minutes trying to convince him that donkeys aren't horses and he was buying none of it.

Who ended up locking who in the freezer at the end of the argument?

~~[MERIT]~~ · 09-04-2018, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

fat speeding ticket on the way back from class

How much?

The Batlord · 09-05-2018, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

fat speeding ticket on the way back from class

Road laborers don't build roads so that you can endanger their children's lives, elphenor.

Mindy · 09-05-2018, 10:00 AM

the grass cutting i had to do this morning went smooth as planned. wasnt as long this time so the cut was clean and no dew on the grass too.

my father was on the couch in the garage as i got there, im glad they have that out there now because its nice to relax and enjoy a view with trees and woods. i downed my lemon water as i was cutting the grass and the mower didnt even need to refill with gas the whole time. stopped at the store to get a few granolas i eat(had to pay a dollar each since its the gas station though). i got a candy bar too since i burned 1010 calories cutting grass, 8000+ steps doing the front and back yard, about 3/4 of a acre all with a push mower lol. i need to get a rider, my cousin who cut it last year for me used a rider. im glad i cut their grass this year though. my new student orientation is saturday, im excited

Ninetales · 09-05-2018, 01:15 PM

got a job offer from a new company the same day I have an interview with my current company for a leadership position. personally considering myself a darkhorse candidate for the leadership role (not due to ability, but rather age and years of experience compared to those I know are also in the running) but boy exciting times ahead either way

WWWP · 09-05-2018, 01:31 PM

I ate taco bell last night for the first time since like 2006 and at first I was like "I don't get the hype" but now today I can't stop thinking about taco bell

YorkeDaddy · 09-05-2018, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninetales

got a job offer from a new company the same day I have an interview with my current company for a leadership position. personally considering myself a darkhorse candidate for the leadership role (not due to ability, but rather age and years of experience compared to those I know are also in the running) but boy exciting times ahead either way

Right on

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

I ate taco bell last night for the first time since like 2006 and at first I was like "I don't get the hype" but now today I can't stop thinking about taco bell

I had an incredibly similar experience about a month ago. Hadn't had Taco Bell since college. Nothing sounded good on my lunch break so I had TB for the first time in a couple years. I have since had it like 6 more times in the past month. I am shame

Key · 09-05-2018, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

I ate taco bell last night for the first time since like 2006 and at first I was like "I don't get the hype" but now today I can't stop thinking about taco bell

Welcome to the good life.

**Exo** · 09-05-2018, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

fat speeding ticket on the way back from class

OccultHawk · 09-05-2018, 02:21 PM

ticket fines should be on a sliding scale

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09-05-2018, 10:00 AM	#55154 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,071	the grass cutting i had to do this morning went smooth as planned. wasnt as long this time so the cut was clean and no dew on the grass too. my father was on the couch in the garage as i got there, im glad they have that out there now because its nice to relax and enjoy a view with trees and woods. i downed my lemon water as i was cutting the grass and the mower didnt even need to refill with gas the whole time. stopped at the store to get a few granolas i eat(had to pay a dollar each since its the gas station though). i got a candy bar too since i burned 1010 calories cutting grass, 8000+ steps doing the front and back yard, about 3/4 of a acre all with a push mower lol. i need to get a rider, my cousin who cut it last year for me used a rider. im glad i cut their grass this year though. my new student orientation is saturday, im excited

09-05-2018, 01:15 PM	#55155 (permalink)
Ninetales Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: livin wild Posts: 2,179	got a job offer from a new company the same day I have an interview with my current company for a leadership position. personally considering myself a darkhorse candidate for the leadership role (not due to ability, but rather age and years of experience compared to those I know are also in the running) but boy exciting times ahead either way