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Old 09-04-2018, 04:14 PM   #55141 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-04-2018, 05:30 PM   #55142 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2018, 05:32 PM   #55143 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2018, 05:39 PM   #55144 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2018, 08:43 PM   #55145 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2018, 08:46 PM   #55146 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2018, 08:55 PM   #55148 (permalink)
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I was in the freezer at work today when my retarded coworker walked in and told me very rudely that I was in his way so I told him to suck it. He told me to suck his donkey dick and I countered that it was probably a little cat dick. He assured me that it was a horse cock and I then spent the next ten minutes trying to convince him that donkeys aren't horses and he was buying none of it.
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I was in the freezer at work today when my retarded coworker walked in and told me very rudely that I was in his way so I told him to suck it. He told me to suck his donkey dick and I countered that it was probably a little cat dick. He assured me that it was a horse cock and I then spent the next ten minutes trying to convince him that donkeys aren't horses and he was buying none of it.
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I was in the freezer at work today when my retarded coworker walked in and told me very rudely that I was in his way so I told him to suck it. He told me to suck his donkey dick and I countered that it was probably a little cat dick. He assured me that it was a horse cock and I then spent the next ten minutes trying to convince him that donkeys aren't horses and he was buying none of it.
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Although I have to say I was kinda expecting this story to go in a different direction.
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