Don't talk that way to your mother.

saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist

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:rofl:

Went to what I thought was a networking meeting but I was the only one who showed up and the woman who owned the business (meetup location) basically said I was chosen by God to build her online university. Apparently she knows a few multi-millionaires, so could be fun. Life is weird though. Oddish.

Sounds legit.

Stubbed my toe.

I was in the freezer at work today when my retarded coworker walked in and told me very rudely that I was in his way so I told him to suck it. He told me to suck his donkey dick and I countered that it was probably a little cat dick. He assured me that it was a horse cock and I then spent the next ten minutes trying to convince him that donkeys aren't horses and he was buying none of it.

This is wonderful.

<3

Although I have to say I was kinda expecting this story to go in a different direction.