Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1990431)

Sitting outside a starbucks waiting for my laundry to finish, cute girl approaches me and asks if I'm Esme. Had to say no, but we chatted a bit as she sat at the table next to me. A few minutes later another cute girl approaches me and asks if I'm Jen. Again, had to say no, but directed her to Jen's table. They're on a first date and now I'm a part of their meeting story 10/10 wholesome gay vibes up in here

Originally Posted by 66Sexy (Post 1990436)

You just got a frustrated chick boner and we gotta hear about it.

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1990439)

Frustrated is right, now more than ever. My bf is letting me date women and I've been chatting up so many qt's omggg

Originally Posted by 66Sexy (Post 1990440)

Have you told him that my inverted penis has become inverted?

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1990441)

Sorry babe I just like you as a friend

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1990441)

Sorry babe I just like you as a friend

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1990444)

MB Mods:

For ****s sake, get your **** in order.

Please. It's kinda ridiculous at this point.

Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 1990445)