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The Batlord · 09-08-2018, 03:13 AM

I guess he'll just have to go home and Fapdos.

Oriphiel · 09-08-2018, 03:24 AM

And polish his Great Balls.

**Janszoon** · 09-08-2018, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I have been trying to talk to this punky blue vested secretary lady at work for almost 3 months now and I physically can not manage it

-candid elphenor

Blue vested?

Oriphiel · 09-08-2018, 07:12 AM

Maybe she's one of those Walmart punks.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 09-08-2018, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Maybe she's one of those Walmart punks.

I think they wear yellow nowadays.

Oriphiel · 09-08-2018, 07:33 AM

Maybe she's one of those retro Walmart punks

Chula Vista · 09-08-2018, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor

I wanna do things with you
in the morning and the nighttime too
I like your style and the way you look
we can do the things I've seen in books
all I wanna do is do things with you

Brian Ferry? Definitely his style.

I could show you in a word
If I wanted to
A window on a world
With a lovely view
From close up inside a single room
With an open book aside
Like you read in school
It's so easy, believe me
When you need fun
I do anything to turn you on

Anything to turn you on
Is it raining in New York
On Fifth Avenue
And off Broadway after dark
Love the lights don't you
I could walk you through the park
If you're feeling blue
Or whatever
Spring Summer whenever
Winter through Fall
I'd do anything to turn you on

Anything to turn you on
I could leave you as you were
If I wanted to
Then I wonder is it fair
Now you're on your own
Who cares about you
Except me, God help me
When things go wrong
I do anything to turn you

Must phone me, you know me
When things go wrong
I do anything to turn you on

Blarobbarg · 09-08-2018, 01:01 PM

I decided it was about time I peek in here and see if everything is still a flaming dumpster of drama. So far that does seem to be the case.

~~MicShazam~~ · 09-08-2018, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blarobbarg

I decided it was about time I peek in here and see if everything is still a flaming dumpster of drama. So far that does seem to be the case.

Bingo.

OccultHawk · 09-08-2018, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blarobbarg

I decided it was about time I peek in here and see if everything is still a flaming dumpster of drama. So far that does seem to be the case.

**** off

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Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Maybe she's one of those Walmart punks. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

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Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Maybe she's one of those retro Walmart punks __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

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