Amen. (happy endings are always awesome!)

See above. :-)

But, on another note, there's always this.


Thank GOD for elbows!

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^ it was quite a scare tho. My dad's cat isn't exactly smart so we were really worried.

Was irate and stressed out for no reason at work today. I guess it was Chemical Imbalance Day. My jaw and eyes started to hurt cause I guess I was tense and anytime anyone said anything to me I wanted nothing to do with them, especially when they were being friendly. I wanted none of it. But I snapped at the work bitch and that made me feel better.

I can tell you've swallowed a lot of aggression... along with a lotta pizza's.

https://i.imgur.com/GyagsTu.jpg

...and burgers and fries and a large Pepsi. Probably a pretzel thrown in for good measure with extra salt.

We have Coke products like real people and I don't **** with pretzels.

A customer came into my work today and she had the most adorable 4 month old golden retriever. It wasn't acting out of line for what you'd expect from a 4 month old. The lady was very nice. However there was an older gentleman that felt compelled to announce in the store that she needs to handle her dog better.

Sorry buddy, but first off, the dog was fine. Had it gotten out of control, I'd handle it. I felt bad for the lady because it made her feel so awkward. Not to mention the other guy with him was asking some creepy questions toward her.

Im not surprised that I prefer pets over humans but man, some people just don't get it. The dog didn't even step into the guys personal space. The dog literally just moved toward him. But the lady brought him back over to her. I told her she shouldn't feel bad and shes welcome with her dog in the store any time.

**** people who hate animals.

Do you have real sugar coke products like fake mexicans though?

I don't hate animals but I don't prefer them over people. I can't have a meaningful conversation with a dog.

I feel like this animals over people thing is a bit jaded. But what do I know. I'm not a cynic by nature.

Some people suck. Sure thing. Big deal.

Idk, humans are generally pretty whack.