Stubbed my toe.

I was in the freezer at work today when my retarded coworker walked in and told me very rudely that I was in his way so I told him to suck it. He told me to suck his donkey dick and I countered that it was probably a little cat dick. He assured me that it was a horse cock and I then spent the next ten minutes trying to convince him that donkeys aren't horses and he was buying none of it.

This is wonderful.

<3

Although I have to say I was kinda expecting this story to go in a different direction.

Who ended up locking who in the freezer at the end of the argument?

How much?

Road laborers don't build roads so that you can endanger their children's lives, elphenor.

got a job offer from a new company the same day I have an interview with my current company for a leadership position. personally considering myself a darkhorse candidate for the leadership role (not due to ability, but rather age and years of experience compared to those I know are also in the running) but boy exciting times ahead either way

I ate taco bell last night for the first time since like 2006 and at first I was like "I don't get the hype" but now today I can't stop thinking about taco bell

Right on

I had an incredibly similar experience about a month ago. Hadn't had Taco Bell since college. Nothing sounded good on my lunch break so I had TB for the first time in a couple years. I have since had it like 6 more times in the past month. I am shame